They tried to but got lost in a never-ending loop of “but what do you MEAN by consume?”

People describe things that are really good as being like crack. There’s like a billion recipes on TikTok for things called (insert food name) Crack. It’s a common euphemism for something being so good it’s addictive.

I think you are WAY overanalyzing this cute elderly couples’ attempt at spreading love through food.

Question: should I sing this version to my 2-year-old daughter whose name is Ellison?

The numbers would seem to disagree. The reason why people *do* video podcasts is because all the platforms are pushing for them because it’s been shown that people consume them for longer and more frequently than audio only podcasts. I don’t love video podcasts either it’s just how it seems to be 🤷

Nah man I love getting texted by Bradley Whitford and Debra Messing every three seconds.

I read one post of someone talking about something their kid said to them, and now I keep seeing posts of people talking about things their kid said to them. The recommendation engine seems to be hyper-literal.