𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨~
@treatodealer.bsky.social
Very respectable, I is! I had lots of treatos to make you feels better.
… what’s an economy?
naw, that's horseshit. i'm good.
word of advice, pal. you gotta learn the economy.
word of advice, pal. you gotta learn the economy.
… for Treato.
March 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
… what’s an economy?
… for Treato.
my *hat* for a *ration bar*?
(He tries to hide his frustration. But reveals his wares. Some dried ration bars, some sweets, a few potions, and mostly random junk collected from dead bodies.)
See?
See?
March 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
… for Treato.
(He tries to hide his frustration. But reveals his wares. Some dried ration bars, some sweets, a few potions, and mostly random junk collected from dead bodies.)
See?
See?
hmmmmm. what sorta treatos, exactly? you got examples?
I likes your hat. Hat for a treato!
March 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
(He tries to hide his frustration. But reveals his wares. Some dried ration bars, some sweets, a few potions, and mostly random junk collected from dead bodies.)
See?
See?
I likes your hat. Hat for a treato!
who has gold? in *this* economy?
… if you has no money, then why are yous wasting my time?!
March 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I likes your hat. Hat for a treato!
… you like the respectable drow ladies.
You may has a treato!
You may has a treato!
'twas a threat.
I’s not selling my life!
Only treatos and junks!
Only treatos and junks!
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
… you like the respectable drow ladies.
You may has a treato!
You may has a treato!
… if you has no money, then why are yous wasting my time?!
GOLD? now hold up. y'think i jus' carry GOLD on me???
Dreams? No, no! I’s not interested in datings!
Treatos are one gold!
Drink treatos are 40 gold!
Treatos are one gold!
Drink treatos are 40 gold!
March 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
… if you has no money, then why are yous wasting my time?!
Dreams? No, no! I’s not interested in datings!
Treatos are one gold!
Drink treatos are 40 gold!
Treatos are one gold!
Drink treatos are 40 gold!
ain't it a shame that you're a dream? yes please, partner.
Uh, food treatos!
And drinking treatos! Very valuable!
And drinking treatos! Very valuable!
March 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dreams? No, no! I’s not interested in datings!
Treatos are one gold!
Drink treatos are 40 gold!
Treatos are one gold!
Drink treatos are 40 gold!
(He holds up one paint brush. It’s been used… but not recently, judging by the dried paint.)
25 golds!
25 golds!
I’d love to purchase some artistic supplies!
I has artistic supplies! You can buy and still love hims!
March 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
(He holds up one paint brush. It’s been used… but not recently, judging by the dried paint.)
25 golds!
25 golds!
Uh, food treatos!
And drinking treatos! Very valuable!
And drinking treatos! Very valuable!
what kind of treatos?
Ah! Yes!! YESS!!
I HAVE LOTS OF TREATOS FOR SALES!
And dead people junks!
I HAVE LOTS OF TREATOS FOR SALES!
And dead people junks!
March 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Uh, food treatos!
And drinking treatos! Very valuable!
And drinking treatos! Very valuable!
I’s not selling my life!
Only treatos and junks!
Only treatos and junks!
YOUR TREATO OR YOUR LIFE? CHOOSE WISELY, DRAKERUNT.
March 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’s not selling my life!
Only treatos and junks!
Only treatos and junks!
Ah! Yes!! YESS!!
I HAVE LOTS OF TREATOS FOR SALES!
And dead people junks!
I HAVE LOTS OF TREATOS FOR SALES!
And dead people junks!
i would just love one, creature of my dreams.
March 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ah! Yes!! YESS!!
I HAVE LOTS OF TREATOS FOR SALES!
And dead people junks!
I HAVE LOTS OF TREATOS FOR SALES!
And dead people junks!
No, no! Quick looksies! Lots of treatos for good prices!
(He blushes)
No, no, I'm quite busy!
No, no, I'm quite busy!
(He’s thinking hard about that one.)
Two holes’s… means you need double the treatos!
Two holes’s… means you need double the treatos!
February 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No, no! Quick looksies! Lots of treatos for good prices!
(He’s thinking hard about that one.)
Two holes’s… means you need double the treatos!
Two holes’s… means you need double the treatos!
Not me, I've got two
Everyone has’s that hole!
February 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
(He’s thinking hard about that one.)
Two holes’s… means you need double the treatos!
Two holes’s… means you need double the treatos!
Everyone has’s that hole!
sir it melted a hole in my ass
I guess. But like, not even a little breath weapon?
February 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Everyone has’s that hole!
Come! Come get treatos!
February 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Come! Come get treatos!
I has artistic supplies! You can buy and still love hims!
February 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I has artistic supplies! You can buy and still love hims!