Traye Holland
@trayeholland.bsky.social
Imagine marijuana you can snort
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Imagine marijuana you can snort
If I go to a comedy show and the comedian tries to make me cry I start screaming and hitting myself on the head like Rain Man
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If I go to a comedy show and the comedian tries to make me cry I start screaming and hitting myself on the head like Rain Man
Showed a friend True Detective Season 1 and now he keeps insisting that he’s just like Rust. First of all, I’M Rust. I’ve already started smoking cigarettes. Plus my apartment is bare as shit
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Showed a friend True Detective Season 1 and now he keeps insisting that he’s just like Rust. First of all, I’M Rust. I’ve already started smoking cigarettes. Plus my apartment is bare as shit
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Women are like men you can masturbate to
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women are like men you can masturbate to
They call him Tyler The Creator because he creates rhymes
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They call him Tyler The Creator because he creates rhymes
Michael Myers walked so Jamie Lee Curtis could run
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Michael Myers walked so Jamie Lee Curtis could run
I bought this cool jacket with a scorpion on the back and now everyone thinks I’m trying to be Ryan Gosling from Drive. I’ve never even seen Drive. You can’t prove that I have
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I bought this cool jacket with a scorpion on the back and now everyone thinks I’m trying to be Ryan Gosling from Drive. I’ve never even seen Drive. You can’t prove that I have
The whole “Elon Musk didn’t mean to do the Nazi salute, he’s autistic” argument doesn’t make any sense because what middle aged white autistic man doesn’t know everything about World War 2
January 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The whole “Elon Musk didn’t mean to do the Nazi salute, he’s autistic” argument doesn’t make any sense because what middle aged white autistic man doesn’t know everything about World War 2
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You was in the club without clarity of purpose
January 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You was in the club without clarity of purpose
People buried in avalanches always cry about being rescued like they’re not just gonna go from lying under the snow to lying on the couch
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
People buried in avalanches always cry about being rescued like they’re not just gonna go from lying under the snow to lying on the couch
They say don’t beat a dead horse and I agree. You shouldn’t beat a dead horse. Not when there’s all these living, breathing horses that need to be taught a lesson
January 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They say don’t beat a dead horse and I agree. You shouldn’t beat a dead horse. Not when there’s all these living, breathing horses that need to be taught a lesson
wriggling on the ground nude crying begging passersby to throw handfuls of dirt on me like the worthless little worm I am
January 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
wriggling on the ground nude crying begging passersby to throw handfuls of dirt on me like the worthless little worm I am
I would describe my stand up as Bill Hicks meets Larry the Cable Guy
January 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I would describe my stand up as Bill Hicks meets Larry the Cable Guy
Worst part of being at the dentist is when he makes you suck on his fingers. Like c’mon man at least wear gloves
January 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Worst part of being at the dentist is when he makes you suck on his fingers. Like c’mon man at least wear gloves
I love my lesbian wife
January 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love my lesbian wife
Shawty lookin splendiferous
January 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shawty lookin splendiferous
Being well traveled isn’t that impressive, honestly. Usually just means you have money. What actually impresses me is extreme non-traveling. For example, surviving years marooned on an island. Or being subjected to solitary confinement without peeling off your own face
January 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Being well traveled isn’t that impressive, honestly. Usually just means you have money. What actually impresses me is extreme non-traveling. For example, surviving years marooned on an island. Or being subjected to solitary confinement without peeling off your own face
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I have a crush on hot chicks
January 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have a crush on hot chicks
People shouldn’t be allowed to pick their own New Year’s resolutions. I should be the one to do it. Let me tell you what you need to fix
January 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
People shouldn’t be allowed to pick their own New Year’s resolutions. I should be the one to do it. Let me tell you what you need to fix
Modern dating is a disaster. Bring back writing a letter of proposal to a girl you met once at a party, her rejection molding you into the greatest poet of your generation
January 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Modern dating is a disaster. Bring back writing a letter of proposal to a girl you met once at a party, her rejection molding you into the greatest poet of your generation
Before I watch this movie can someone tell me if any dogs die? I can’t handle seeing dogs die it’s just so upsetting :(
January 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Before I watch this movie can someone tell me if any dogs die? I can’t handle seeing dogs die it’s just so upsetting :(
If I worked at a toll booth I would only let people pass if they answered my riddles three
January 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
If I worked at a toll booth I would only let people pass if they answered my riddles three
On the way out of the movies from seeing Wicked I overheard a woman say “I liked it I just wish there wasn’t so much singing”
December 26, 2024 at 4:22 AM
On the way out of the movies from seeing Wicked I overheard a woman say “I liked it I just wish there wasn’t so much singing”
One of my favorite things to do is get drunk and go Christmas caroling, which is usually better received around this time of year
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
One of my favorite things to do is get drunk and go Christmas caroling, which is usually better received around this time of year