Tray Dawg
@traydawg.bsky.social
This is a Brandon Hagel stan account. Sometimes. When it needs to be. You might also know me as trubcub.
I'm seriously about to have a whole meltdown because people are stupid.
Which is ironic since I just walked into an invite only trivia event. I assure you I am not referring to my opponents. Frankly I don't even deserve to be in this building.
Which is ironic since I just walked into an invite only trivia event. I assure you I am not referring to my opponents. Frankly I don't even deserve to be in this building.
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm seriously about to have a whole meltdown because people are stupid.
Which is ironic since I just walked into an invite only trivia event. I assure you I am not referring to my opponents. Frankly I don't even deserve to be in this building.
Which is ironic since I just walked into an invite only trivia event. I assure you I am not referring to my opponents. Frankly I don't even deserve to be in this building.
My stomach is absolutely wrecked today. That can't possibly be from consuming only beer and seafood over the weekend. 🤦♀️
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My stomach is absolutely wrecked today. That can't possibly be from consuming only beer and seafood over the weekend. 🤦♀️
Just did a Facebook declutter and I'm mad that I *only* removed 21 people.
(If you're one of the few people on here who has also ever been a Facebook friend of mine... you still are lol.)
(If you're one of the few people on here who has also ever been a Facebook friend of mine... you still are lol.)
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Just did a Facebook declutter and I'm mad that I *only* removed 21 people.
(If you're one of the few people on here who has also ever been a Facebook friend of mine... you still are lol.)
(If you're one of the few people on here who has also ever been a Facebook friend of mine... you still are lol.)
I just crossed some kind of Christmas parade to get to this brewery so they better be fucking amazing. Also it is RAINING
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I just crossed some kind of Christmas parade to get to this brewery so they better be fucking amazing. Also it is RAINING
I went to Boston Lobster Feast last night (which, for the uninitiated, is very much not in Boston) and I think I still have the shellfish sweats. #worthit
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I went to Boston Lobster Feast last night (which, for the uninitiated, is very much not in Boston) and I think I still have the shellfish sweats. #worthit
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
Shoutout to Brandon Hagel and Brock Nelson for getting my teams some goals.
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Shoutout to Brandon Hagel and Brock Nelson for getting my teams some goals.
I'm not sure when I'll actually have time to start S5 of Stranger Things but if anyone spoils it for me I'll make Vecna look like the next Gandhi.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm not sure when I'll actually have time to start S5 of Stranger Things but if anyone spoils it for me I'll make Vecna look like the next Gandhi.
I love getting mail addressed to my dad from the national cremation society offering their services when the time comes.
You know, my dad who has been dead (and cremated) for 3 years already. Yes, that one.
You know, my dad who has been dead (and cremated) for 3 years already. Yes, that one.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love getting mail addressed to my dad from the national cremation society offering their services when the time comes.
You know, my dad who has been dead (and cremated) for 3 years already. Yes, that one.
You know, my dad who has been dead (and cremated) for 3 years already. Yes, that one.
9 points in 2 games is craaaaazy
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
9 points in 2 games is craaaaazy
What I'm getting from the box score is Brandon Hagel is murdering the Caps with some help from the rest of the team. Please refer to my bio.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What I'm getting from the box score is Brandon Hagel is murdering the Caps with some help from the rest of the team. Please refer to my bio.
Dear people who drink alcohol,
Grape Beatbox: not even once. Other flavors are palatable but no this one is straight Robitussin without the added bonus of clearing your sinuses or being able to cook meth from it.
1.5/5 stahs.
Grape Beatbox: not even once. Other flavors are palatable but no this one is straight Robitussin without the added bonus of clearing your sinuses or being able to cook meth from it.
1.5/5 stahs.
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dear people who drink alcohol,
Grape Beatbox: not even once. Other flavors are palatable but no this one is straight Robitussin without the added bonus of clearing your sinuses or being able to cook meth from it.
1.5/5 stahs.
Grape Beatbox: not even once. Other flavors are palatable but no this one is straight Robitussin without the added bonus of clearing your sinuses or being able to cook meth from it.
1.5/5 stahs.
Dear Picks:
NICE SHUTOUT
Sincerely,
Bolts Fans.
NICE SHUTOUT
Sincerely,
Bolts Fans.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Dear Picks:
NICE SHUTOUT
Sincerely,
Bolts Fans.
NICE SHUTOUT
Sincerely,
Bolts Fans.
Omg our top pairing rn is Raddysh and Moser lofuckingl thanks discord
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Omg our top pairing rn is Raddysh and Moser lofuckingl thanks discord
I'm really glad we just got a goal and all but WHY ISN'T POINT FUCKING SHOOTING
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm really glad we just got a goal and all but WHY ISN'T POINT FUCKING SHOOTING
Oooooh someone else wearing 17 is gonna take a minute. I mean it's far from retirable but does Dominic James own a fucking SeaDoo that he carries the Lombardi trophy across the Bay on hello?!
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oooooh someone else wearing 17 is gonna take a minute. I mean it's far from retirable but does Dominic James own a fucking SeaDoo that he carries the Lombardi trophy across the Bay on hello?!
"Here's a medication that will hopefully stop you from getting periods"
OH WILL IT NOW? I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK THAT. THAT IS VERY FUNNY.
OH WILL IT NOW? I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK THAT. THAT IS VERY FUNNY.
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Here's a medication that will hopefully stop you from getting periods"
OH WILL IT NOW? I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK THAT. THAT IS VERY FUNNY.
OH WILL IT NOW? I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK THAT. THAT IS VERY FUNNY.
Oh no
Brandon Hagel did not come back out for the second period, #GoBolts trail 4-3
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh no
I cannot emphasize enough how OTHER WAY AROUND these Step 2 instructions are. Good Christ.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I cannot emphasize enough how OTHER WAY AROUND these Step 2 instructions are. Good Christ.
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STORY: First year #GoBolts Dominic James and Charle-Edouard D’Astous have become close friends during their climb to the NHL.
I talked with the Tampa Bay Lightning duo on adjusting to NHL life and their bond: www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...
I talked with the Tampa Bay Lightning duo on adjusting to NHL life and their bond: www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...
‘It just clicked’: D’Astous, James band together through NHL emergence for Lightning | Tampa Bay Lightning
First-year Bolts Dominic James and Charle-Edouard D’Astous have developed a friendship during their climb to the NHL
www.nhl.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
STORY: First year #GoBolts Dominic James and Charle-Edouard D’Astous have become close friends during their climb to the NHL.
I talked with the Tampa Bay Lightning duo on adjusting to NHL life and their bond: www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...
I talked with the Tampa Bay Lightning duo on adjusting to NHL life and their bond: www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...
Chipotle it is 2025 put your salt in to-go packets
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chipotle it is 2025 put your salt in to-go packets
I feel like if your car is in the "Comfort" category of rideshare apps, maybe it shouldn't reek of cigarette smoke? My olfactory system deserves comfort too damnit.
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I feel like if your car is in the "Comfort" category of rideshare apps, maybe it shouldn't reek of cigarette smoke? My olfactory system deserves comfort too damnit.
Hormonal medication is so rude
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hormonal medication is so rude
I think I got more of my cat's medicine on my arm than in her mouth. Meh.
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think I got more of my cat's medicine on my arm than in her mouth. Meh.
Why does this game feel like it's been 3 hours long but it started 67 minutes ago
I should really wait 2 minutes to post this shouldn't I
I should really wait 2 minutes to post this shouldn't I
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Why does this game feel like it's been 3 hours long but it started 67 minutes ago
I should really wait 2 minutes to post this shouldn't I
I should really wait 2 minutes to post this shouldn't I