@tray-lew.bsky.social
“The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as “point-blank range” was not an attempt to cause injury.” 🤣🤣🤣
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“The jury determined that the launching of the 12-inch deli sandwich from what the government described as “point-blank range” was not an attempt to cause injury.” 🤣🤣🤣
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The NFL officially has steeper consequences than the US Govt does for leaking sensitive information. #signalgate #whataboutheremails
From @theathletic.bsky.social: The NFL is said to have fined the Atlanta Falcons $250,000 and their assistant coach $100,000 after his son’s prank call to Shedeur Sanders during the draft.
NFL fines Falcons, DC Jeff Ulbrich for leak leading to Shedeur Sanders prank call: Source
The NFL has fined the Falcons $250,000 and DC Jeff Ulbrich $100,000 over the leak of Sanders' phone number before the 2025 NFL Draft.
nyti.ms
April 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The NFL officially has steeper consequences than the US Govt does for leaking sensitive information. #signalgate #whataboutheremails
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MAGA:
The Greatest Tarriffs you’ve ever seen.
The Greatest Recession you’ve ever seen.
Now, the Greatest Security Leak you’ve ever seen.
The Greatest Tarriffs you’ve ever seen.
The Greatest Recession you’ve ever seen.
Now, the Greatest Security Leak you’ve ever seen.
March 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
MAGA:
The Greatest Tarriffs you’ve ever seen.
The Greatest Recession you’ve ever seen.
Now, the Greatest Security Leak you’ve ever seen.
The Greatest Tarriffs you’ve ever seen.
The Greatest Recession you’ve ever seen.
Now, the Greatest Security Leak you’ve ever seen.
Why have I never heard of the Signal messaging app?
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Why have I never heard of the Signal messaging app?
Flashback to July 2022 when E-Musk said 45/47 should “sail off into the sunset,” to which 45/47 replied calling Musk a bullshit artist.
Trump steps up attacks on Musk, who said Trump needs to 'sail into the sunset'
Donald Trump on Tuesday ratcheted up attacks on Tesla Inc CEO Elon Musk, after Musk said Trump was too old to become the next U.S. president and Trump needed to "sail into the sunset."
www.reuters.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Flashback to July 2022 when E-Musk said 45/47 should “sail off into the sunset,” to which 45/47 replied calling Musk a bullshit artist.
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Donold is now classifying protests at Tesla dealerships as ‘domestic terrorism.’
Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist.
But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.
Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist.
But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.
March 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Donold is now classifying protests at Tesla dealerships as ‘domestic terrorism.’
Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist.
But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.
Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist.
But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.
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Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
March 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.
Hey Siri, does the US make aluminum?
March 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hey Siri, does the US make aluminum?
I tell you what, this Trump Economy is BOOMING! 🙈
March 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I tell you what, this Trump Economy is BOOMING! 🙈
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The new Administration’s move to shutter U.S.A.I.D. has halted vital aid programs around the world and left thousands of development workers in a state of limbo.
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February 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The new Administration’s move to shutter U.S.A.I.D. has halted vital aid programs around the world and left thousands of development workers in a state of limbo.
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
Hey France, Looks like it’s time to take this back… we don’t deserve it anymore.
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
February 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hey France, Looks like it’s time to take this back… we don’t deserve it anymore.
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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They shall henceforth be referred to as swasticars by me too. 😂
January 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They shall henceforth be referred to as swasticars by me too. 😂
Oh for fuck’s sake, now it’s effectively legal to block access to planned parenthood?
Justice Department curtails prosecutions for blocking reproductive health care facilities
President Donald Trump’s new Justice Department leadership is curtailing prosecutions against people accused of blocking reproductive health care facilities, calling the cases an example of the “weapo...
apnews.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh for fuck’s sake, now it’s effectively legal to block access to planned parenthood?