I got trapped in a chicken coop today! What have YOU done today?

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

I asked my conservative parents for a passport for my birthday. I know I am not a main target as a white cis person. However, as a 31 year old woman in a serious relationship, if I want to become pregnant, I will also instantly be a target. Thank goodness I live in a border state, at least!

Holy shit, the Onion is 7 years ahead of its time on this one!

Remember when Britney Spears was dancing with knives in some silly social media post, and people said that was evidence that she shouldn't be able to make her own decisions? Cool, we have a sword version at an official ceremony from the person making decisions for the country!

I think I might be having a hysterical breakdown. I feel fine and keep laughing when I see the news. Unlike people who are doing this cruelly, I am appalled by everything and can't process the absurdity that this is reality. But hey, at least I feel great and have been laughing all day!

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
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Richard Cheese knows what's up

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