Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
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Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Crayons just don't taste as good as they used to. :/
My shoulder feels so jagged. I could open cans with this thing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My shoulder feels so jagged. I could open cans with this thing.
Not seeing a lot that thrills me from this Steam sale. But maybe that's just the depression?
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Not seeing a lot that thrills me from this Steam sale. But maybe that's just the depression?
Something I really don't like is when a game is going for realism with character design and for some reason every character looks like they're damp. Like they're shiny, but in a way where I'm like "why are you so sweaty?"
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Something I really don't like is when a game is going for realism with character design and for some reason every character looks like they're damp. Like they're shiny, but in a way where I'm like "why are you so sweaty?"
Me, in a corporate setting: That email could have easily been a telepathic communication. 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me, in a corporate setting: That email could have easily been a telepathic communication. 🙄
I wonder if anyone has ever drown in a cranberry bog before.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wonder if anyone has ever drown in a cranberry bog before.
Can I be so honest? I hate sound alerts in streams. I get that if you're a twitch streamer you want to have things so people will want to spend bits, but fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can I be so honest? I hate sound alerts in streams. I get that if you're a twitch streamer you want to have things so people will want to spend bits, but fuck.
I was going to play some dragon's dogma, but I'm invested in watching someone's Silent Hill 3 speedrun attempt.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was going to play some dragon's dogma, but I'm invested in watching someone's Silent Hill 3 speedrun attempt.
If you're not having turkey for Thanksgiving remember to pick up some deli slices to dab behind your ears and on your wrists so that when the Grand Turkey comes to sample your leftovers that night the scent will make him think you're one of his own and he won't gobble you up.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you're not having turkey for Thanksgiving remember to pick up some deli slices to dab behind your ears and on your wrists so that when the Grand Turkey comes to sample your leftovers that night the scent will make him think you're one of his own and he won't gobble you up.
My mom is baking a ham for Thanksgiving and I could not be more disgusted.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My mom is baking a ham for Thanksgiving and I could not be more disgusted.
It's sad that Sabrina Carpenter put out a song about her time spent as a realtor and everyone thinks she's singing about sex.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's sad that Sabrina Carpenter put out a song about her time spent as a realtor and everyone thinks she's singing about sex.
Holy shit balls. Jesus fucking Christ. It's 42°f outside right now, but it feels so much cold.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Holy shit balls. Jesus fucking Christ. It's 42°f outside right now, but it feels so much cold.
Lying down on a thick bed of uncooked rice and waiting for the grain weevils to carry me back to their kingdom.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Lying down on a thick bed of uncooked rice and waiting for the grain weevils to carry me back to their kingdom.
s1e4 of The X-Files has a good bit at the start where Mulder keeps repeating Okoboji as if he's waiting for Scully to say "Oooh. Lake Okoboji. Of course!" There's even a part where he leans in to say it in her ear as if he's thinking "Maybe she didn't hear me."
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
s1e4 of The X-Files has a good bit at the start where Mulder keeps repeating Okoboji as if he's waiting for Scully to say "Oooh. Lake Okoboji. Of course!" There's even a part where he leans in to say it in her ear as if he's thinking "Maybe she didn't hear me."
Hell, at this point we've dug a hole and put the bar in there.
The bar is so low that if you're not paying attention you'll trip on it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hell, at this point we've dug a hole and put the bar in there.
I heard that the reason Tr*mp wears diapers is that he's into HEAVY fisting.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I heard that the reason Tr*mp wears diapers is that he's into HEAVY fisting.
Reposted by Ernst
yes. they're the ones flagging art as inappropriate so it gets hidden by default if you haven't turned that off, and they flag posts by trans people as "rude" so those don't show up at all by default. not just hidden with a click through, straight up missing. they also ban pro palestine accounts
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
yes. they're the ones flagging art as inappropriate so it gets hidden by default if you haven't turned that off, and they flag posts by trans people as "rude" so those don't show up at all by default. not just hidden with a click through, straight up missing. they also ban pro palestine accounts
Thinking about having someone over to feng shui my goon cave. The vibe feels so off in there lately.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Thinking about having someone over to feng shui my goon cave. The vibe feels so off in there lately.
On top of not feeling great my knee just decided it wanted to feel like it's exploding or trying to escape my body.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
On top of not feeling great my knee just decided it wanted to feel like it's exploding or trying to escape my body.
This emotional breakdown is sponsored by Arby's. We have the meats!
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This emotional breakdown is sponsored by Arby's. We have the meats!
If I'm being honest I'm so angry and I want this stupid fucking holiday to be over so I can stop spending every second of every day thinking about the people I've lost. Even when I'm distracting myself with games or tv shows I'll catch myself thinking about it. It's not fair.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If I'm being honest I'm so angry and I want this stupid fucking holiday to be over so I can stop spending every second of every day thinking about the people I've lost. Even when I'm distracting myself with games or tv shows I'll catch myself thinking about it. It's not fair.
"Arisen, you must steal the ogre's cum."
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Arisen, you must steal the ogre's cum."
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
Me to my pawns in the catacombs
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me to my pawns in the catacombs
I accidentally skipped the cutscene so all I have to say about this is: This lady has sooooooome nerve.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I accidentally skipped the cutscene so all I have to say about this is: This lady has sooooooome nerve.
Reposted by Ernst
#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi
Do the Switch 2 carts still taste bad?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do the Switch 2 carts still taste bad?