Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
34 | he/him | Self actualized disaster and professional sleepy bitch.
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Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Crayons just don't taste as good as they used to. :/
Thinking about having someone over to feng shui my goon cave. The vibe feels so off in there lately.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Thinking about having someone over to feng shui my goon cave. The vibe feels so off in there lately.
On top of not feeling great my knee just decided it wanted to feel like it's exploding or trying to escape my body.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
On top of not feeling great my knee just decided it wanted to feel like it's exploding or trying to escape my body.
This emotional breakdown is sponsored by Arby's. We have the meats!
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This emotional breakdown is sponsored by Arby's. We have the meats!
If I'm being honest I'm so angry and I want this stupid fucking holiday to be over so I can stop spending every second of every day thinking about the people I've lost. Even when I'm distracting myself with games or tv shows I'll catch myself thinking about it. It's not fair.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If I'm being honest I'm so angry and I want this stupid fucking holiday to be over so I can stop spending every second of every day thinking about the people I've lost. Even when I'm distracting myself with games or tv shows I'll catch myself thinking about it. It's not fair.
"Arisen, you must steal the ogre's cum."
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Arisen, you must steal the ogre's cum."
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
Well, okay. But that seems a little unusual compared to the quests I'm used to.
Me to my pawns in the catacombs
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me to my pawns in the catacombs
I accidentally skipped the cutscene so all I have to say about this is: This lady has sooooooome nerve.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I accidentally skipped the cutscene so all I have to say about this is: This lady has sooooooome nerve.
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#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#gundamwitch request for infinitetatami on ko-fi
Do the Switch 2 carts still taste bad?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do the Switch 2 carts still taste bad?
I'm not a Wicked fan, but I have become obsessed with Michelle Yeoh saying "Madame Morrible... flip it around... WICKED WIIIIIITCH"
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm not a Wicked fan, but I have become obsessed with Michelle Yeoh saying "Madame Morrible... flip it around... WICKED WIIIIIITCH"
I'm throwing a holiday party and there's a surprise! Guests won't know what holiday it's for until they get there!
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm throwing a holiday party and there's a surprise! Guests won't know what holiday it's for until they get there!
I had to flee Gran Soren before people noticed @tyrhung.bsky.social 's pawn stealing wishes from the fountain.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I had to flee Gran Soren before people noticed @tyrhung.bsky.social 's pawn stealing wishes from the fountain.
Oh my god. Forgot to put the item in my inventory after crafting it. 🤦♂️
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh my god. Forgot to put the item in my inventory after crafting it. 🤦♂️
"Slay them before they can use their voice!"
Actually... I came here specifically to HEAR the harpy's song. So like... maybe rethink your worldview?
Actually... I came here specifically to HEAR the harpy's song. So like... maybe rethink your worldview?
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Slay them before they can use their voice!"
Actually... I came here specifically to HEAR the harpy's song. So like... maybe rethink your worldview?
Actually... I came here specifically to HEAR the harpy's song. So like... maybe rethink your worldview?
They're masterworks, all! You can't go wrong. 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They're masterworks, all! You can't go wrong. 🙃
When I'm doing well in cookie run it's my favorite mobile game ever. When I'm doing bad it's an awful game I can't believe I'm playing it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When I'm doing well in cookie run it's my favorite mobile game ever. When I'm doing bad it's an awful game I can't believe I'm playing it.
I need to replay Signalis sometime soon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I need to replay Signalis sometime soon.
On here I'm pretty mild most of the time. But on Twitter I'm like "y'all ever jork your pingus until it bleeds?" And it's like... who is that guy? Who would play her.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
On here I'm pretty mild most of the time. But on Twitter I'm like "y'all ever jork your pingus until it bleeds?" And it's like... who is that guy? Who would play her.
This pfp of a friend's dog is great. But there's also one where someone photoshopped a hand holding out a hotdog for her and it's tempting to use that one.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This pfp of a friend's dog is great. But there's also one where someone photoshopped a hand holding out a hotdog for her and it's tempting to use that one.
TikTok is being unusually great this morning. It's just people being silly and dancing and being silly while dancing. I haven't seen an ounce of discourse. And just what I needed right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
TikTok is being unusually great this morning. It's just people being silly and dancing and being silly while dancing. I haven't seen an ounce of discourse. And just what I needed right now.
Reposted by Ernst
The Japanese tradition of having a cold bottle of milk after soaking in a warm bath is one that I can agree with. But I find that the crisp, bold flavor of Dr Pepper is just as rejuvenating and pairs well with that after bath feeling.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Japanese tradition of having a cold bottle of milk after soaking in a warm bath is one that I can agree with. But I find that the crisp, bold flavor of Dr Pepper is just as rejuvenating and pairs well with that after bath feeling.
I think I might send my pet bedbugs to a nice hotel for a week so they can relax and forget about all their stress. Any recommendations?
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I think I might send my pet bedbugs to a nice hotel for a week so they can relax and forget about all their stress. Any recommendations?
This is about the abortion, isn't it?
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This is about the abortion, isn't it?
Sometimes a post about facials is really about thick loads and not self care. And I guess that's okay.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Sometimes a post about facials is really about thick loads and not self care. And I guess that's okay.