Sarah
@trashroast.bsky.social
Christmas came and went
Les Wirth by Twothirtyeight on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 3:26
music.apple.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Christmas came and went
Kind of rude to not wave back at my dog after I pick her up and force her to wave at you like a human.
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Kind of rude to not wave back at my dog after I pick her up and force her to wave at you like a human.
All I want for my birthday this year is one dozen gluten free donuts that I can cut little pieces off of over the course of three-four days but, unfortunately, Central Illinois doesn’t believe in gluten free donuts.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
All I want for my birthday this year is one dozen gluten free donuts that I can cut little pieces off of over the course of three-four days but, unfortunately, Central Illinois doesn’t believe in gluten free donuts.
I was putting my kid to bed and they leaned over and quietly whispered in my ear, “pee pee poo poo.”
I love them so much it hurts.
I love them so much it hurts.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I was putting my kid to bed and they leaned over and quietly whispered in my ear, “pee pee poo poo.”
I love them so much it hurts.
I love them so much it hurts.
Perfect song/perfect album
Icebox by Nada Surf on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 3:17
music.apple.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Perfect song/perfect album
The 1995 P&P is not good, some of y’all are too focused on Colin Firth’s face (understandable) to realize the acting is very bad.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The 1995 P&P is not good, some of y’all are too focused on Colin Firth’s face (understandable) to realize the acting is very bad.
Women only want one thing and it’s a velvet pant suit.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Women only want one thing and it’s a velvet pant suit.
Having a night coffee and watching Dr. Quinn.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Having a night coffee and watching Dr. Quinn.
No bunting in the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No bunting in the World Series
They should invent easy mac that doesn’t boil over in your microwave.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
They should invent easy mac that doesn’t boil over in your microwave.
Reposted by Sarah
Just constantly saying it out loud - retweeting it even! - and people still want to ignore that the whole thing is a white nationalist movement?
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just constantly saying it out loud - retweeting it even! - and people still want to ignore that the whole thing is a white nationalist movement?
Reposted by Sarah
Thinking about 90s Bill Pullman again.
May 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thinking about 90s Bill Pullman again.
Look at this perfect onion I got from Kroger
October 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Look at this perfect onion I got from Kroger
The real crime in Chicago is the restaurants and gas stations not letting me use their bathrooms even though I’m nice and I have to pee real bad.
September 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The real crime in Chicago is the restaurants and gas stations not letting me use their bathrooms even though I’m nice and I have to pee real bad.
Reposted by Sarah
The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
The boys are back
The Cubs are in the postseason for the first time since 2020.
They clinch a playoff spot with their 8-4 win over the Pirates.
They clinch a playoff spot with their 8-4 win over the Pirates.
September 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The boys are back
I spent 9/11/01 at Silver Dollar City in Branson MO.
Never forget.
Never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I spent 9/11/01 at Silver Dollar City in Branson MO.
Never forget.
Never forget.
Wearing tie-dye for the first time today, feeling great.
August 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wearing tie-dye for the first time today, feeling great.
Whoops I drank coffee all day instead of water and now I have a totally preventable headache :)
August 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whoops I drank coffee all day instead of water and now I have a totally preventable headache :)
My favorite vendor at the farmers market is the guy who sells produce and 3D printed dragons and smokes the whole time. Pretty sure those vegetables taste like cigarettes and not in a fun way. The dragons are cool though.
August 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My favorite vendor at the farmers market is the guy who sells produce and 3D printed dragons and smokes the whole time. Pretty sure those vegetables taste like cigarettes and not in a fun way. The dragons are cool though.
You’ll save yourself a lot of heartache if you look up how a movie ends before you watch it.
August 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You’ll save yourself a lot of heartache if you look up how a movie ends before you watch it.
Reposted by Sarah
Turned off the Cubs game (for my mental health) but also opening the MLB app to check the score every five minutes (for my mental health).
May 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Turned off the Cubs game (for my mental health) but also opening the MLB app to check the score every five minutes (for my mental health).
Reposted by Sarah
New song at midnight
July 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New song at midnight
The internet peaked when Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway came out
July 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The internet peaked when Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway came out