When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

Working from home for two days (involuntarily), so I'm taking advantage by padding up. The diaper really helps with the existential dread.

There aren't enough ABDL clothing designs for fat masc people. Almost everything is designed for sissy twinks or thin femmes. So many onesies are "unisex" but cut for an hourglass figure.

Fat boys deserve cute clothing options.

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Finally managed to draw a profile pic. I have never claimed to be an artist.

CW: gallows humor

I should have been more specific.

When I said I wanted to go to a queer camp this summer, I meant like a summer camp with arts and crafts and shit.

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Someday I will figure out how to work the filters on this app.

Until then, I just scroll past skeets that aren't for me without making them everyone else's problem.

>opens package, holds up new onesie

There is no fucking way this is a 4XL. It's so small I don't think I could be even use it as a sock! I should look into the return policy...

>tries on new onesie

This is the most comfortable article of clothing I have ever worn and I am never taking it off.

Had a rough week so I engaged in retail therapy and ordered a bunch of new onesies.

By "a bunch" I mean "four".

Claiming that someone who likes wearing diapers is a pedophile is the exact same shitty thinking that gets conservatives claiming that all queers are groomers. Y’all better look in the mirror for one goddamn second before you come after kinks that you think are weirder than yours

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I wish more companies made onesies in fat kid sizes. I keep finding cute AB gear and then when I go to buy them I realize I wouldn't have fit in this brand when I was an *actual* child.

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I feel like I should skeet more on this alt, but my crippling fear of rejection always makes me afraid to actually participate in the fandom as anything other than a silent observer.