I would also like to wish sorry and happy mutual birthday to your mom.

[fucks up some GDPR nuance and is fined 500K euro] Oh no

It'd be the most efficient way to get rolling for sure, but given how many other options there turned out to be, just couldnt stomach the thought of immediately herding everyone onto another corporate platform with no way to guarantee service. Gotta try going back to the DIY roots at least one time

The one thing that really sucks ass is that we can't raid FORGOTTEN VCR, who are actually on at a raidable time tonight, so if you were hoping to start watching a movie by now, let's do this in reverse: Raid them now and let's see if we can Trash Night after that

LETS GO www.twitch.tv/forgotten_vcr

If that can't get spun up in the next hour or two, then it'll just happen when it happens. Maybe by Thursday, which, randomly, is Trash Night's birthday? Maybe this weekend? But happily the question seems to no longer be "how" so much as "how soon."

The backup plan for this possibility got delayed by "having fucked up eyes all month" or else you'd all be clicking on a URL right now. I am actually going to go see how far that all got just in case there's a possibility for a Hail Mary tonight.

(gingerly whispered) Let's go

None of them have required defending, happily. Unhelpful and disconcerting to have so little moderation residue on the account, but given the nature of the problem, this is probably a realistically-ideal outcome

(quietly paperclips relevant imagery to above post)

1. nothing magical to suddenly unveil tonight, but something delightful should be possible
2. it cannot be stressed enough—you will receive a larger-than-average degree of advance notice when it's ready to be scheduled
3. perhaps you may chance to see a "test me" link before then...ohoho... perhaps!

8. Thank you for coming to Trash Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. If you just want to watch this crap on your own time, no prob! It's on Youtube. That's because its uploader, wizardly Trash Night regular Raz, tracked it down for us (after, IIRC, hearing us wail about failing to dump a subbed German PAL copy). Thank you lord Raz www.youtube.com/@ThirdProjec...

💪💪💪💪

5. That was 4 up there. This numbering system is turning into a pack of lies
6. If this was your first time tuning in, I am so sorry, and also, this is kind of a perfect introduction to the whole enterprise

Feels so grody to eat even a temp ban over IP trolling and not even a single butt cheek. Feels like being taken out of a kickboxing tournament due to diarrhea or something. I wasn't even COMPETING yet

3. So watch this space for more info - I'll yap more than usual about all this. No promises or anything, but it'd be awesome to be able to try this again a week from now, so let's thumbnail that as a short-term goal.

2c. Ow!
2d. Anyway. There's already been, surprise!, some research over here about long term alternatives to using Father Jeff's Video House. That'll have to start back up! But,
2e. We need a shorter-term solution also, even if it's crappy and disposable, for a makeup screening for THIS movie

2b. [teller shoves me aside] OH. HELLO. DID YOU THINK OUR VEIL OF SECRECY, OUR **PACT**, WAS SOME SORT OF ***WHIMSY?*** OHOHOHO. I SEE YOU. I SEE THE SCAMPS.

I'LL SEE YOU TOO!
OHOHOHO.

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