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F-GRADE NO-CULT CINEMA // VHS BRICOLAGE FROM CULTURE HELL // EVERY THIRD TUESDAY // https://www.twitch.tv/trashnightvideo // http://youtube.com/user/trashnightvideo
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(quietly paperclips relevant imagery to above post)
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Good day. Ive just finished my calculations—it seems Tonight might actually be the "twenty-9th" many speak of.

Recall you the chaos inherent in chasing powerful sources of Fylm as these fifth Tuesdays?

Tonight, then. 7:30EST. May we be blessed with a complete runtime.
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A desk rendered in early raycasted 3D (giving it a primitive, "graphical future of the early-90s" feel) showcasing an abacus, a calculator, and a piece of paper with equations scribbled all over (plus pencil). Whoever was working on equations here must be brilliant indeed to require three vessels of mathematics..... yes truly a genious of foresight and intellect. Oh...... what's this? Ahahaha.... well. It appears this was my desk after all.... Ive just risen from it to greet you. Well how embarrassing. But do my words not ring true? [I look at you with a weird glint in my eye that you tactfully ignore] Eh? Mm? [you are ignoring me some more] Ah? Oh? [ignoring persists] Well then I shall see you tonight perchance at the film described in the rest of the post. Oh, did you not read the post yet? Hahaha... oh, traveler. What a pair we make. Shall we then to the social media "blast"? [I proffer my arm]
July 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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STALWART SOULS...

RECALL THAT WE YET SWIM IN THE UNSPACE BETWEEN TWO "FIFTH TUESDAYS"....

ERGO..... NO FILM SHALL BE SUMMONED 'PON THIS NIGHT............

PERCHANCE WE SHALL SEE YOU ON THIS UPCOMING "FIFTH TUESDAY" INSTEAD.............................................?
July 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Incredible. Impeccable. Would not have this incredibly blursed stream experience end any other way. Thank you all profusely for coming out tonight despite everything. We'll figure out a makeup stream in the future.
Notice on the Trash Night Twitch page asserting that we have been temporarily suspended from the service because Jeff Bezos thinks that a wet t-shirt is something you can't show on network television after 10PM
July 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Hm... no word about the Fifth Tuesday or its portentous leylines today... (sigh) I guess Trash Night must've f.... o-oh? What's this? In the foyer.... bandied about by the wind... a single rose? And—a note? Attached to its stem...

"TONIGHT~
7:30PM EST
www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...
[LIPSTICK PRINT]"
A single rose, spilled gently onto a wet table. Not sure how to explain this but the whole scene is very sensual and lurid despite only really depicting a mess somebody's going to have to clean up. I mean I guess you could describe a lot of stuff people do when they're naked that way but there's definitely not people in this picture. So what the fuck
July 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Thank you for bearing through this inconvenience with us. This may seem extreme... this may well seem risky. However, this generationally-fecund paramagical harvest should be evident in the rich filmgoods we'll be able to share together when this is all over.

Until then: See you, trash cowpokes...
OK this one doesn't really make thematic sense with the skeet but I had one more 3D rendering of clocks in space and couldn't find another place to use it. What, am I just gonna let a 3D rendering of some clocks passing through a.... I dunno, some kind of Slime Gate.... just sit on my hard drive, gathering dust?
June 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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By August, the resonance flare should have died down, and our schedule should return to our standard "Third Tuesday" pattern. We'll give an uncommon amount of notice before each screening all summer just in case.
An artist's computer-graphics depiction of the phase following a Fifth Tuesday, also known as "TimeCalm."
June 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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The second Fifth Tuesday is on July 29th, conveniently the same listed date whether you use modern or ancient calendars.

JULY'S CYBERSTREAM WILL BE HELD ON JULY 29TH.

**Please note: This is a rescheduling of July's screening.**
Big VHS tape reading "JULY 15TH RESCHEDULED TO JULY 29TH," which itself is pasted over a still frame of a BASF commercial. (This still frame, as it happens, was too much of a pain in the ass to Photoshop to look like it was saying "JULY 15TH RESCHEDULED TO JULY 29TH" naturally. One can only imagine how it ended up here, of all places!)
June 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The first Fifth Tuesday lands on June 31st, a date totally discarded by the modern Roman Calendar. To observe it, we will hold June's screening on - to use modern parlance - "July 1st."

JUNE'S CYBERSTREAM WILL BE HELD ON JULY 1ST.

**Please note: This is a rescheduling of tomorrow's screening.**
JUNE 17TH RESCHEDULED TO JULY 1ST (this text is front-and-center on an image, emblazoned on a VHS tape. This was done to attract the notice of sighted people who don't bother with close reading, but who will glance at a picture with a big red stripe in it, sort of like how you can wave food around to get a dog's attention. I think 85% of the internet by volume is just this trick over and over and over.)
June 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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These stelas portend of an imminent chronotemporal superstorm - large enough to overwhelm our local tributary of leylines and mutating our schedule.

The extremely rare "FIFTH TUESDAY," only usually a once-a-year phenomenon.... is about to strike twice.

PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY. FILM'S ARE AT STAKE.
The dig site where the "DOUBLE FIFTH TUESDAY" confluence was first discovered, by Dr. C. Pudding. One of the recently-uncovered stelas, which our junior Videotape Archaeologists has been dispatched to study for further chronotemporal disturbances, and potentially ones we might know about as far as one whole day in advance. Trash Night Skunkworks Research and Grill, LLC, has developed this state-of-the-art computer rendering to provide a "visual depiction" of what it might look like to witness an unbridled chronostorm upending the local leyline network, thereby making it impossible to properly generate a cinematic substrate. This sole image is rumoured to have cost upwards of $40 to generate "Fifth Tuesday," a cyber-painting.
June 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Time. Space. Videotape. These three components exhibit a powerful resonance when brought together on leyline-resonant days; these are, traditionally, known as our "Third Tuesdays."

However...recent archaeological work has uncovered ancient calendars from before man's memory. This carries portent.
A late-1980s-style homespun computer graphics rendering of the planet Earth (with an inexplicable glow around it) seated in space as usual, and next to it of course the enormous wood-and-glass hourglass 1.5 times as tall as the Earth which as we all know also floats in space next to it, and also it has lots of little Earths inside of it instead of sand. Or maybe they are eyeballs? Another mid-80s computer graphics render, this time of a VCR and a VHS tape floating above a checkered plane. Just your basic Time Crossroads in space, representing the shift in time and fortune we are about to experience
June 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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BREAKING: TRASH NIGHT POSTPONED DUE TO PEDESTRIAN HUMAN ILLNESS
"This Fuckig Sucks" Proclaims Tiresomely Disease-Succumbable Meat-Based Host

Since the next few Tuesdays are apparently "actual holidays": WE WILL RETURN JANUARY 2025 WITH A FULL HP/MP GAUGE

happy holidays, trash cowpokes . . .
Santa Claus laid up on an IKEA couch grabbing his midsection like he ate a bad quiche Santa Claus, maybe the same one, laid up on a slightly different couch, this time taking his own blood pressure (quiche related????) with a big cuff and some sort of digital readout. Is "90" good Santa Claus blowing his nose. "Honkin On Bobo" ha ha Santa Claus in a tank top BUT STILL the iconic hat BUT ALSO tucked into bed and about to pop a bean. Wait sorry I'm being told by Legal that this is an Alka-Seltzer. Of all the Santas this is the only one that looks legitimately under the weather......... but also.................. perchance a bit sensual??
December 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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ONCE AGAIN 🙄 wizard fight in my area became too elementally aspected and these a😖holes demagnetized my tapes 🤬 on hold with insurance now but we'll have to cancel this month's screening. 😞 deepest apologies, but they're saying "VHS is emphatically uninsurable" for some reason
Wizard of the cosmos, who doesnt give a shit about our HOA and just does whatever he wants I guess Wizard of the sepulcre, which first of all is a pretentious wizardint concentration, and second of all the chalice-work stinks up and down the street EVEN when you close your windows Wizard of the flame, who just can't mind their own business and has to wind up the other sorcerors every single night, all of that arcane power made manifest and you can't even summon yourself a hobby Wizard of lightning, who is ABSOLUTELY RESPONSIBLE for this mess and WHO WILL BE GETTING A CALL from me just as soon as I get a coverage estimate from AFLAC who are STONEWALLING ME
August 20, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Please excuse us as we power nap on the couch with our shoes on and regen our mana. Thank you as always for your time, attention and support.
Shhh...!! Don't wake Trash Night. It is getting its yearly rest this month. See you soon...
January 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM