I'm to the left of you you blithering drooling moron. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Liberals are categorically unable to consider the possibility of anyone being to the left of them. The idea that I'm criticizing you from the left hasn't even occurred to you.

ah yes, japan, the place that famously doesn't have any cars

The liberal's entire ideology consists of "the left is good, the right is bad, and we're the good guys." They've made being "the good guys" so fundamental to their self-image that they're fully unable to consider the possibility that anyone could really be left of them, as that would make them bad.

the nypd has just released a new photo of the suspect. they state that they believe the suspect is still somewhere in the milky way, probably within the local group.

well now i see a bull doing a handstand smoking a cigarette

knocked out?

my mood for the last month or so

this motherfucker is going to the tenth dentist who recommends hitting your teeth with a hammer instead of using toothpaste

i'd be jerkin off in there

I hope i get the strong fives or hockogrockle

a swamp full of lily pads could fix her

No I think the most likely scenario is that Blueanon ends up doing a slightly different stupid january sixth, and while they're moseying around looking for the suggestions box in the capitol, Trump slaughters them and uses it as his big reichstag fire moment.

This is true of literally every single word. This is, in fact, how language works. Words have meaninge, and if you don't know what they are, you have to find out so that you can communicate with people. This is what sets us apart from the beasts that perish.

In my experience, everyone's in perfect agreement except the people being called tankies.

Skill issue tbh

A sort of fat version of a t1000

They shot timothee chalamet with The Gun That Yassifies You Instantly