Raccoon O’Brien
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You haven’t fully entered adulthood until you have been water-boarded by a CPAP.
January 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You haven’t fully entered adulthood until you have been water-boarded by a CPAP.
We continued our #newyears tradition of rushing to turn a countdown on Hulu Live TV at 11:58 and then not being sure if we should go by our clock or the slight delayed clock on TV.
January 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
We continued our #newyears tradition of rushing to turn a countdown on Hulu Live TV at 11:58 and then not being sure if we should go by our clock or the slight delayed clock on TV.
Being bipolar is like running a marathon by sprinting at full speed until you collapse in random directions and then crawling on the ground.
January 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Being bipolar is like running a marathon by sprinting at full speed until you collapse in random directions and then crawling on the ground.
Memes are the only thing AI is good at.
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Memes are the only thing AI is good at.
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For 2 decades. That’s cute.
December 6, 2024 at 8:28 PM
For 2 decades. That’s cute.
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No one cares about the UHC CEO getting killed because most people would choose saving thousands of strangers lives over getting rich by letting them die.
There is a moral dilemma movie trope about killing one stranger by pressing a button to get rich. He automated pressing the button.
There is a moral dilemma movie trope about killing one stranger by pressing a button to get rich. He automated pressing the button.
December 6, 2024 at 6:02 AM
No one cares about the UHC CEO getting killed because most people would choose saving thousands of strangers lives over getting rich by letting them die.
There is a moral dilemma movie trope about killing one stranger by pressing a button to get rich. He automated pressing the button.
There is a moral dilemma movie trope about killing one stranger by pressing a button to get rich. He automated pressing the button.
The Star Spangled Banner should begin with “DJ John Stafford Smith on the beat, ho!”
December 4, 2024 at 6:32 PM
The Star Spangled Banner should begin with “DJ John Stafford Smith on the beat, ho!”
This explains a lot about my early childhood development.
Before getting famous with his Goosebumps series, R.L. Stine was the co-creator and head writer of the Nick Jr. show "Eureeka's Castle"
December 4, 2024 at 1:45 AM
This explains a lot about my early childhood development.
Day 1 feed on BlueSky:
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• Gay thirst traps
Day 2 feed on BlueSky:
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• 2010 Facebook style politics memes
Things are trending down.
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• Gay thirst traps
Day 2 feed on BlueSky:
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• 2010 Facebook style politics memes
Things are trending down.
December 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Day 1 feed on BlueSky:
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• Gay thirst traps
Day 2 feed on BlueSky:
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• 2010 Facebook style politics memes
Things are trending down.
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• Gay thirst traps
Day 2 feed on BlueSky:
• Pictures of Elon Musk
• 2010 Facebook style politics memes
Things are trending down.
On “tv off”, Kendrick was shouting his hotdog preference to remind us his parents are from Chicago.
December 3, 2024 at 6:02 AM
On “tv off”, Kendrick was shouting his hotdog preference to remind us his parents are from Chicago.
Updated for 2024
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Updated for 2024