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Trasan
@trasan.bsky.social
Acquisitions understander. Big dad vibes. SuPpOrTiGg ThE wArFiGhTeR personally and professionally. Trying to leave things better than I found them.
The amount of Facebook market stalking, bartering and horsetrading for this acquisition was entirely worth it.
December 8, 2023 at 3:28 AM
About to embark on a total bathroom reno. Step one, pull up tile only to discover… original tile that’s set in 2 inches of concrete and will also have to be removed. 🫠 #thisoldhouse
November 24, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Why yes I did put together an IMS for the cookie bake and care package assembly for the crews deployed over the holidays. Tell me you’re a program manager without telling me…
November 11, 2023 at 4:22 PM
T = mg + ma
(mass of workload)(gravitational pull of PEO’s focus) + (mass of workload)(acceleration of “#1 priorities”) = Tension headaches

The liberal arts self-loathing I have for making this joke.
October 31, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Horses: not cheaper than therapy, but just as effective.
October 8, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Trasan
if you see an f-35 in the woods please do not handle or feed it; your scent will cause it’s mother to reject it from the squadron and they subsist on a specialized diet of regurgitated jet fuel
September 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Bless my beautiful, nose blind idiot Ginger who complained that the backyard smelled like onions in the morning.

It was not onions. It was skunk, and our dog had been sprayed. Our dog which, he then let into the house, and I did not discover until I got home in the afternoon. 🙃
August 25, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Sorry for the tummy troubles, future kiddos.
August 24, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Today I left the house at 9:42, got to the airport at 9:57, made it through security and was NOT the last person to board my flight that departs in…16 minutes.
August 22, 2023 at 3:19 PM