Trasan
@trasan.bsky.social
Acquisitions understander. Big dad vibes. SuPpOrTiGg ThE wArFiGhTeR personally and professionally. Trying to leave things better than I found them.
Was reminded this morning that certain 7-Elvens will blare opera music 24/7 as part of their hostile architecture to deter loitering. Dwelling on the fact that some asshole somewhere decided to try and use something beautiful as a weapon.
January 23, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Was reminded this morning that certain 7-Elvens will blare opera music 24/7 as part of their hostile architecture to deter loitering. Dwelling on the fact that some asshole somewhere decided to try and use something beautiful as a weapon.
The amount of Facebook market stalking, bartering and horsetrading for this acquisition was entirely worth it.
December 8, 2023 at 3:28 AM
The amount of Facebook market stalking, bartering and horsetrading for this acquisition was entirely worth it.
About to embark on a total bathroom reno. Step one, pull up tile only to discover… original tile that’s set in 2 inches of concrete and will also have to be removed. 🫠 #thisoldhouse
November 24, 2023 at 7:20 PM
About to embark on a total bathroom reno. Step one, pull up tile only to discover… original tile that’s set in 2 inches of concrete and will also have to be removed. 🫠 #thisoldhouse
Why yes I did put together an IMS for the cookie bake and care package assembly for the crews deployed over the holidays. Tell me you’re a program manager without telling me…
November 11, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Why yes I did put together an IMS for the cookie bake and care package assembly for the crews deployed over the holidays. Tell me you’re a program manager without telling me…
T = mg + ma
(mass of workload)(gravitational pull of PEO’s focus) + (mass of workload)(acceleration of “#1 priorities”) = Tension headaches
The liberal arts self-loathing I have for making this joke.
(mass of workload)(gravitational pull of PEO’s focus) + (mass of workload)(acceleration of “#1 priorities”) = Tension headaches
The liberal arts self-loathing I have for making this joke.
October 31, 2023 at 7:35 PM
T = mg + ma
(mass of workload)(gravitational pull of PEO’s focus) + (mass of workload)(acceleration of “#1 priorities”) = Tension headaches
The liberal arts self-loathing I have for making this joke.
(mass of workload)(gravitational pull of PEO’s focus) + (mass of workload)(acceleration of “#1 priorities”) = Tension headaches
The liberal arts self-loathing I have for making this joke.
Horses: not cheaper than therapy, but just as effective.
October 8, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Horses: not cheaper than therapy, but just as effective.
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if you see an f-35 in the woods please do not handle or feed it; your scent will cause it’s mother to reject it from the squadron and they subsist on a specialized diet of regurgitated jet fuel
September 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
if you see an f-35 in the woods please do not handle or feed it; your scent will cause it’s mother to reject it from the squadron and they subsist on a specialized diet of regurgitated jet fuel
Bless my beautiful, nose blind idiot Ginger who complained that the backyard smelled like onions in the morning.
It was not onions. It was skunk, and our dog had been sprayed. Our dog which, he then let into the house, and I did not discover until I got home in the afternoon. 🙃
It was not onions. It was skunk, and our dog had been sprayed. Our dog which, he then let into the house, and I did not discover until I got home in the afternoon. 🙃
August 25, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Bless my beautiful, nose blind idiot Ginger who complained that the backyard smelled like onions in the morning.
It was not onions. It was skunk, and our dog had been sprayed. Our dog which, he then let into the house, and I did not discover until I got home in the afternoon. 🙃
It was not onions. It was skunk, and our dog had been sprayed. Our dog which, he then let into the house, and I did not discover until I got home in the afternoon. 🙃
Sorry for the tummy troubles, future kiddos.
August 24, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Sorry for the tummy troubles, future kiddos.
Today I left the house at 9:42, got to the airport at 9:57, made it through security and was NOT the last person to board my flight that departs in…16 minutes.
August 22, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Today I left the house at 9:42, got to the airport at 9:57, made it through security and was NOT the last person to board my flight that departs in…16 minutes.