I am a friends with soup benefits. I bring you soup!
Witch in the background, waving a ladle: GET BACK HERE!!

How I feel about this timeline right now

Me collecting all the genders I found (as a genderfluid person):

The radio on the school bus: …ed…ward…
Me:

my big head is about to explode with how much i wanna over share this new hyperfixation i just found but also like i dont wanna come off as being annoying so im trying to keep it contained but also its killing me to not tell anyone

When I share a post to trap a new friend who is also interested in the same things as me:

from other transphobic pieces of shit like myself!
Trans people: bye 👋
Transphobic bigot:

Me: Oof! These damn allergies are pretty bad! (╯•﹏•╰)
The allergen responsible: