Trans World of Queer Shitposting
@transqueer.bsky.social
I’m just a queer shitposter. :D
I am a friends with soup benefits. I bring you soup!
Witch in the background, waving a ladle: GET BACK HERE!!
Witch in the background, waving a ladle: GET BACK HERE!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I am a friends with soup benefits. I bring you soup!
Witch in the background, waving a ladle: GET BACK HERE!!
Witch in the background, waving a ladle: GET BACK HERE!!
Me: I really don’t like the taste of milk.
Person: You shouldn’t be drinking milk anyway! That’s murder and milk belongs to a baby cow! You’re a horrible person and should feel bad!
Me, drinking “milk” from nuts that I milked earlier: um ok buddy
Person: You shouldn’t be drinking milk anyway! That’s murder and milk belongs to a baby cow! You’re a horrible person and should feel bad!
Me, drinking “milk” from nuts that I milked earlier: um ok buddy
October 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me: I really don’t like the taste of milk.
Person: You shouldn’t be drinking milk anyway! That’s murder and milk belongs to a baby cow! You’re a horrible person and should feel bad!
Me, drinking “milk” from nuts that I milked earlier: um ok buddy
Person: You shouldn’t be drinking milk anyway! That’s murder and milk belongs to a baby cow! You’re a horrible person and should feel bad!
Me, drinking “milk” from nuts that I milked earlier: um ok buddy
The (unfortunate) neurodivergent tendency to love and care so deeply for people who don’t reciprocate the same intensity so now you’re feeling bad for supposedly “love bombing” people when that wasn’t your intention 🫠 I’m sorry, lemme just see myself out
October 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The (unfortunate) neurodivergent tendency to love and care so deeply for people who don’t reciprocate the same intensity so now you’re feeling bad for supposedly “love bombing” people when that wasn’t your intention 🫠 I’m sorry, lemme just see myself out
In the spirit of Halloween Month, your gender(s) is/are the horror monster(s) that you like/fear the most.
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In the spirit of Halloween Month, your gender(s) is/are the horror monster(s) that you like/fear the most.
Me to me: BUYING NEW SKETCHBOOKS AND MARKERS AND COLORED PENCILS WON’T MAKE YOU A BETTER ARTIST IF YOU DON’T ACTUALLY USE THEM
Me: how fecking rude
Me: how fecking rude
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me to me: BUYING NEW SKETCHBOOKS AND MARKERS AND COLORED PENCILS WON’T MAKE YOU A BETTER ARTIST IF YOU DON’T ACTUALLY USE THEM
Me: how fecking rude
Me: how fecking rude
How I feel about this timeline right now
September 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
How I feel about this timeline right now
ADHD math is when you’re supposed to take your meds at 8:30 AM but it’s 8:33 AM so you’ll just wait until 8:35 AM and now its 8:30 PM and too late to take the meds because you’ll be overdosing (once a day dose only) so you’ll just have to wait for tomorrow now.
September 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
ADHD math is when you’re supposed to take your meds at 8:30 AM but it’s 8:33 AM so you’ll just wait until 8:35 AM and now its 8:30 PM and too late to take the meds because you’ll be overdosing (once a day dose only) so you’ll just have to wait for tomorrow now.
Queer isn’t just gay and trans. Queer is anything that isn’t heteronormative and/or cisnormative. When I say I am queer, I mean I am a genderfluid grey aroace.
🩷🤍💜🖤💙 💚🤍🩶🖤💜🤍🩶🖤
🩷🤍💜🖤💙 💚🤍🩶🖤💜🤍🩶🖤
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Queer isn’t just gay and trans. Queer is anything that isn’t heteronormative and/or cisnormative. When I say I am queer, I mean I am a genderfluid grey aroace.
🩷🤍💜🖤💙 💚🤍🩶🖤💜🤍🩶🖤
🩷🤍💜🖤💙 💚🤍🩶🖤💜🤍🩶🖤
*takes a long swig of my Dr. Pepper and exhales sharply* Dear Diary? Haven’t heard that name in years.
August 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
*takes a long swig of my Dr. Pepper and exhales sharply* Dear Diary? Haven’t heard that name in years.
Me, minding my own business and just eating spaghetti: :o … :3 … :o … :3 …
My brain: crack an egg into it
Me: bruh what
My brain: crack an egg into it
Me: bruh what
August 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Me, minding my own business and just eating spaghetti: :o … :3 … :o … :3 …
My brain: crack an egg into it
Me: bruh what
My brain: crack an egg into it
Me: bruh what
I’m convinced that if my house was ever haunted I’d never know because my ADHD bitch ass be leaving doors opened everywhere and I be the one making the groaning noises getting out of bed and my bones be creaking loudly and shit with every step I take
August 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m convinced that if my house was ever haunted I’d never know because my ADHD bitch ass be leaving doors opened everywhere and I be the one making the groaning noises getting out of bed and my bones be creaking loudly and shit with every step I take
Me to me: do u actually ship them or do u just want them to suffer together
Me: yes
Me: yes
August 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me to me: do u actually ship them or do u just want them to suffer together
Me: yes
Me: yes
WE INTERRUPT YOUR DOOM SCROLLING TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
📣 You need to be ✨Q U E E R E R✨. 📣
THANK YOU, SCROLL ALONG NOW.
📣 You need to be ✨Q U E E R E R✨. 📣
THANK YOU, SCROLL ALONG NOW.
July 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WE INTERRUPT YOUR DOOM SCROLLING TO PRESENT YOU WITH THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
📣 You need to be ✨Q U E E R E R✨. 📣
THANK YOU, SCROLL ALONG NOW.
📣 You need to be ✨Q U E E R E R✨. 📣
THANK YOU, SCROLL ALONG NOW.
sometimes i find myself feeling envious of binary trans people because my transition goal is literally to just not be perceived by the mortal eye
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
sometimes i find myself feeling envious of binary trans people because my transition goal is literally to just not be perceived by the mortal eye
Me: I used to collect paper bags and foil candy wrappers when I was younger because I liked their crunchy noises.
Wife: …okay, so it was already manifesting itself when you were younger.
Me: What was?
Wife: 🥰 Nothing, my love.
Me: sus…………….
Wife: …okay, so it was already manifesting itself when you were younger.
Me: What was?
Wife: 🥰 Nothing, my love.
Me: sus…………….
July 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me: I used to collect paper bags and foil candy wrappers when I was younger because I liked their crunchy noises.
Wife: …okay, so it was already manifesting itself when you were younger.
Me: What was?
Wife: 🥰 Nothing, my love.
Me: sus…………….
Wife: …okay, so it was already manifesting itself when you were younger.
Me: What was?
Wife: 🥰 Nothing, my love.
Me: sus…………….
Me collecting all the genders I found (as a genderfluid person):
July 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Me collecting all the genders I found (as a genderfluid person):
The funniest fan theory (from the extended “family” or rather, the village idiots) about myself is that I have the powers to turn people in my family gay/queer.
Can y’all imagine me actually having this ability? Nobody would be safe. I would just be passing out queerness like nobody’s business. 😂
Can y’all imagine me actually having this ability? Nobody would be safe. I would just be passing out queerness like nobody’s business. 😂
July 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The funniest fan theory (from the extended “family” or rather, the village idiots) about myself is that I have the powers to turn people in my family gay/queer.
Can y’all imagine me actually having this ability? Nobody would be safe. I would just be passing out queerness like nobody’s business. 😂
Can y’all imagine me actually having this ability? Nobody would be safe. I would just be passing out queerness like nobody’s business. 😂
Nothing prepares you for when life decides you need to eat the weirdest combinations of foods in order to satiate that appetite.
XXXtra Hot Cheetos and chicken dumpling soup for me tonight. e.e
XXXtra Hot Cheetos and chicken dumpling soup for me tonight. e.e
July 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Nothing prepares you for when life decides you need to eat the weirdest combinations of foods in order to satiate that appetite.
XXXtra Hot Cheetos and chicken dumpling soup for me tonight. e.e
XXXtra Hot Cheetos and chicken dumpling soup for me tonight. e.e
Just heard one of my freeloaders* let out the biggest and heaviest sigh, like he had worked a 16 hour shift. And I felt my heart swelling because THIS is the dream. To give my freeloaders the life that I never had. And a part of me heals on the inside knowing that they’re happy with me.
*furbabies
*furbabies
July 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Just heard one of my freeloaders* let out the biggest and heaviest sigh, like he had worked a 16 hour shift. And I felt my heart swelling because THIS is the dream. To give my freeloaders the life that I never had. And a part of me heals on the inside knowing that they’re happy with me.
*furbabies
*furbabies
Ah, yes. The “Queer Agenda”. Lemme just… *turns around, shielding myself from being seen trying to flip through a book with ink stains and water damaged pages whilst muttering* queer agenda queer agenda queer agenda *turns back to the crowd* FREE BOBAS FOR ALL!
*the crowd cheers for free bobas*
*the crowd cheers for free bobas*
July 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ah, yes. The “Queer Agenda”. Lemme just… *turns around, shielding myself from being seen trying to flip through a book with ink stains and water damaged pages whilst muttering* queer agenda queer agenda queer agenda *turns back to the crowd* FREE BOBAS FOR ALL!
*the crowd cheers for free bobas*
*the crowd cheers for free bobas*
Gay friend: “This tastes like ass”
Me: So it’s good then.
Him: “No, it tastes like ass.”
Me: But don’t you eat ass?
Him: “…”
Me: Yeah, thought so.
Me: So it’s good then.
Him: “No, it tastes like ass.”
Me: But don’t you eat ass?
Him: “…”
Me: Yeah, thought so.
July 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Gay friend: “This tastes like ass”
Me: So it’s good then.
Him: “No, it tastes like ass.”
Me: But don’t you eat ass?
Him: “…”
Me: Yeah, thought so.
Me: So it’s good then.
Him: “No, it tastes like ass.”
Me: But don’t you eat ass?
Him: “…”
Me: Yeah, thought so.
That moment when you’re post yapping and realize that you did a little too much over sharing but you can’t take it back now so you just skedaddle off like a crab with claws raised
July 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That moment when you’re post yapping and realize that you did a little too much over sharing but you can’t take it back now so you just skedaddle off like a crab with claws raised
“Be quiet! You’re being too loud!”
The silent heartbreak I feel every time because when my ADHD self gets super excited I unfortunately get very loud but I’m forced to shut down because sometimes I get carried away and it’s “making everyone uncomfortable”. My bad.
The silent heartbreak I feel every time because when my ADHD self gets super excited I unfortunately get very loud but I’m forced to shut down because sometimes I get carried away and it’s “making everyone uncomfortable”. My bad.
July 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Be quiet! You’re being too loud!”
The silent heartbreak I feel every time because when my ADHD self gets super excited I unfortunately get very loud but I’m forced to shut down because sometimes I get carried away and it’s “making everyone uncomfortable”. My bad.
The silent heartbreak I feel every time because when my ADHD self gets super excited I unfortunately get very loud but I’m forced to shut down because sometimes I get carried away and it’s “making everyone uncomfortable”. My bad.
“How are you aroace and married?”
Me: yes
Me: yes
July 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“How are you aroace and married?”
Me: yes
Me: yes
As a genderfluid being, I just did a whole speedrun date thing with all the genders and ended back at square one 😩
July 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As a genderfluid being, I just did a whole speedrun date thing with all the genders and ended back at square one 😩