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Traingoat
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I was thinking of putting my dnd randmbing/ ideas on here. Post pictures of Cheeto (my dog) idk
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"draw it badly dude - but draw it" meme
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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jollyjack.bsky.social
Dory boogies on Caturday.
The last feline of 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Commentary: Am I Ugly? https://theonion.com/am-i-ugly/
Am I Ugly? By a Cybertruck
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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alakotila.bsky.social
✨ Centipede Knight 🌙
Artwork of a fantasy character that from the torso down is a large centipede. The character holds a shield and has a long braid, wears a fancy feathered hat, and has a bouquet of flowers at his hip and other assorted bits on his belt. The back of his blouse is open, and the start of his carapace for his lower half is visible. His ears are long and pointed, and he has long antenna flowing back and curling at the ends. His carapace and skin are shades of blue with starry accents. His hair is white, and the rest of his outfit in in various shades of the same, plus black. His blue skin is dotted with stars as well. Minimal shading and soft gradients.
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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velinxi.bsky.social
My Wedding Night series 💔🗡️
#ocs #art
My OC Sylfri in a wedding dress, stabbing a dragon on the snout Sylfri in a wedding dress being pinned down by dragon claws, a dagger in her hand Depiction of a wedding night, with a bride waiting in bed with a dagger hidden beneath the covers. A dragon looms behind her.9
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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spicymancer.bsky.social
Christmas Morning at the Actiranger Base!

Big thanks to #Lovense for sponsoring this comic!

If you're in the market for a new toy and want to support my work, use the link below!

www.lovense.com/r/kkcfmd
It's Christmas Day! The actirangers see a big pile of gifts under the christmas tree. Yellow says "Omigosh! Santa brought us so many presents!" Pink is incredulous "I-wait a minute, Santa Claus is REAL!?" Green smiles next to her "We've fought demons, space aliens, and giant monsters, but you draw the line at Santa?" "We have to draw the line somewhere." Pink mutters. "What sort of toys did you guys even wish for?" Yellow opens a box revealing a bunch of Sex Toys from Lovense! (This is a sponsored comic). Pink facepalms. "Of course." Green and Blue appreciate some Lovense Toys (this is a sponsored comic). "Some of these look alarmingly similar to the tech we use to fight evil space aliens." Red excitedly holds up a Lovense, Solace Pro "Whoa! This one can be networked via bluetooth to synchronize with a companion toy at a distance!" Yellow seeing the companion toy, a Lovense Mission 2. "Ooh! I wanna try that one!" Red runing off "Alright I'll set this up in my room!" Yellow: "I'll teleport to Australia" and she does just that. Pink, exasperated "You can also just HAVE SEX!" Green laughs "Let them have fun." Red and Yellow use the toys. Solace Pro features: 14 Hour battery life, Easy to clean, hands free desk mount. Yellow "Do you feel how deep I'm taking you?" Mission 2 features: Fully waterproof, Adjustable up to 180 degrees, secure suction cup base, and it... syncs to music??? Red "Ooh, it looks like we can adjust the intensity through the app!" Yellow: "More intense than this?" Red: "Apparently!" Yellow: "Wait wait- you're controlling mine too? Hold on I'm- AAaahhh!" Yellow orgasms messily. This comic is sponsored by lovense.
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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danaterrace.bsky.social
A little late, but I hope everyone is having a good holiday. 💫
A black-and-white drawing of Andi, Gwen, and Frankie, from Knights of Guinevere, saying happy holidays.
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Funny Numbers

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Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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moringmark.bsky.social
Snapshots #knightsofguinevere #kog
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited https://theonion.com/parents-get-up-early-to-place-santa-droppings-around-li-1849919836/
Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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velinxi.bsky.social
They had the same surprise at the end of their date 💔 #dvattra
Panel 1: Dva giggling as she imagines her surprising ramattra with a mistletoe kiss Panel 2: Both of them actually have mistletoes whipped out and Dva’s pissed about it. For further context I must admit that I drew holly instead of mistletoe, sorry. Happy holidays?
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM