A New Hope
@tragdt.bsky.social
Privilege is being able to choose the things that annoy you the most.
Story Teller / Husband / Father / Cat Dad / Singer / Author / Marketing Guru
Concerned Human who cares about the planet.
Story Teller / Husband / Father / Cat Dad / Singer / Author / Marketing Guru
Concerned Human who cares about the planet.
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A New Hope
@tragdt.bsky.social
· Dec 2
BREAKING NEWS
Oh, you should have been here a bit earlier. You just missed it.
Oh, you should have been here a bit earlier. You just missed it.
Got a tear in my stocking from Santa Claws.
got a cloak in my stocking from manta claus
got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Got a tear in my stocking from Santa Claws.
Republicans who mantra "affordable, affordable, affordable" won't bring down food prices. But they will be able to eat their own words.
Tim Scott: "Thank god we're less than 60 days away from the beginning of a brand new year. 2026 will be the year of affordability"
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Republicans who mantra "affordable, affordable, affordable" won't bring down food prices. But they will be able to eat their own words.
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Now about that Nobel "Peace" prize 🤔
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Now about that Nobel "Peace" prize 🤔
Melee breaks out at peace plan signing ceremony between world leaders arguing over who gets to nominate Trump for Nobel peace prize.
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Melee breaks out at peace plan signing ceremony between world leaders arguing over who gets to nominate Trump for Nobel peace prize.
Hegseth: Today, at my direction, every member of the joint force, at every rank, is required to take a PT test twice a year, as well as meet height and weight requirements twice a year, every year of service.
Trump: Dusts off the bone spur records.
Trump: Dusts off the bone spur records.
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hegseth: Today, at my direction, every member of the joint force, at every rank, is required to take a PT test twice a year, as well as meet height and weight requirements twice a year, every year of service.
Trump: Dusts off the bone spur records.
Trump: Dusts off the bone spur records.
For those that need a hug and a rub, Jax is here for you.
September 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For those that need a hug and a rub, Jax is here for you.
Let’s face it — Portland may be weird, but it knows its weird. So if someone’s stirring things up, looking a little too off-brand, and the crowd starts smelling suspiciously like Axe Body Spray… you might have an outsider on your hands. #flannelcheck #shortsintherain #keepportlandweird
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Let’s face it — Portland may be weird, but it knows its weird. So if someone’s stirring things up, looking a little too off-brand, and the crowd starts smelling suspiciously like Axe Body Spray… you might have an outsider on your hands. #flannelcheck #shortsintherain #keepportlandweird
Welcome to Portland, troops!
You’ve been deployed to the front lines of… brunch queues, kombucha on tap, and a never-ending battle over whose beard oil smells most artisanal. Remember: the hardest war to win is against an enemy that doesn’t exist. But hey—at least the coffee’s good. 🙏
You’ve been deployed to the front lines of… brunch queues, kombucha on tap, and a never-ending battle over whose beard oil smells most artisanal. Remember: the hardest war to win is against an enemy that doesn’t exist. But hey—at least the coffee’s good. 🙏
September 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Welcome to Portland, troops!
You’ve been deployed to the front lines of… brunch queues, kombucha on tap, and a never-ending battle over whose beard oil smells most artisanal. Remember: the hardest war to win is against an enemy that doesn’t exist. But hey—at least the coffee’s good. 🙏
You’ve been deployed to the front lines of… brunch queues, kombucha on tap, and a never-ending battle over whose beard oil smells most artisanal. Remember: the hardest war to win is against an enemy that doesn’t exist. But hey—at least the coffee’s good. 🙏
Well said. When you are ready to meet me in the middle - I'm already here.
youtube.com/watch?v=2Zkj...
youtube.com/watch?v=2Zkj...
New Rule: Let's Make a Deal | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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September 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Well said. When you are ready to meet me in the middle - I'm already here.
youtube.com/watch?v=2Zkj...
youtube.com/watch?v=2Zkj...
Reposted by A New Hope
From Ken Burns' “The 2025 Battle of Portland”
🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶
“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”
🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶
“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”
September 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
From Ken Burns' “The 2025 Battle of Portland”
🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶
“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”
🎶Sweet Betsy From Pike🎶
“Dearest Prunella: As I write to you, a silent war rages in Portland. ANTIFA is the sneakiest foe of any war. Being invisible, they are difficult to find. Please pray for me as I enjoy my delicious coffee. Your Loving Husband”
If they can survive ScareGrounds PDX 👉 scaregroundspdx.com
…they can survive anything.
#Portland #ScareGroundsPDX #HauntedHouseDiplomacy
…they can survive anything.
#Portland #ScareGroundsPDX #HauntedHouseDiplomacy
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If they can survive ScareGrounds PDX 👉 scaregroundspdx.com
…they can survive anything.
#Portland #ScareGroundsPDX #HauntedHouseDiplomacy
…they can survive anything.
#Portland #ScareGroundsPDX #HauntedHouseDiplomacy
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The Universe
25% Dark Matter
5% Regular Matter
The rest...
25% Dark Matter
5% Regular Matter
The rest...
November 22, 2024 at 6:42 PM
The Universe
25% Dark Matter
5% Regular Matter
The rest...
25% Dark Matter
5% Regular Matter
The rest...
500 POSTS!
Most of them mine!
Some of them liked.
Two absolutely hilarious!
Most of them mine!
Some of them liked.
Two absolutely hilarious!
December 9, 2024 at 1:23 AM
500 POSTS!
Most of them mine!
Some of them liked.
Two absolutely hilarious!
Most of them mine!
Some of them liked.
Two absolutely hilarious!
With tarrifs next year we'll be doing our shopping at the $2 store.
December 9, 2024 at 12:00 AM
With tarrifs next year we'll be doing our shopping at the $2 store.
Being rung up at the $1 store and I can't help but ask with every item..
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
December 8, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Being rung up at the $1 store and I can't help but ask with every item..
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
How much was that?
Is it the right time of year to plant wild birds?
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Is it the right time of year to plant wild birds?
DNA Results:
33% Graham crackers
33% marshmallow
33% Hersheys Chocolate
I'm S'morean.
33% Graham crackers
33% marshmallow
33% Hersheys Chocolate
I'm S'morean.
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
DNA Results:
33% Graham crackers
33% marshmallow
33% Hersheys Chocolate
I'm S'morean.
33% Graham crackers
33% marshmallow
33% Hersheys Chocolate
I'm S'morean.
Asma, al-Assad's Brittish-born wife, doesn't mind the move to Russia. However, she is upset ...
December 8, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Asma, al-Assad's Brittish-born wife, doesn't mind the move to Russia. However, she is upset ...
I made millions these last few years. I ran the Privilege Check concession at Trump rallies.
December 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I made millions these last few years. I ran the Privilege Check concession at Trump rallies.
I had to cancel my Master of Mime, World's Greatest Mimest international tour because I only speak english.🫢
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I had to cancel my Master of Mime, World's Greatest Mimest international tour because I only speak english.🫢
Interviewer: previous employer?
Me: the whistle factory
Interviewer: reason you left?
Me: they went out of business
Interviewer: position you held?
Me: whistleblower
Me: the whistle factory
Interviewer: reason you left?
Me: they went out of business
Interviewer: position you held?
Me: whistleblower
December 8, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Interviewer: previous employer?
Me: the whistle factory
Interviewer: reason you left?
Me: they went out of business
Interviewer: position you held?
Me: whistleblower
Me: the whistle factory
Interviewer: reason you left?
Me: they went out of business
Interviewer: position you held?
Me: whistleblower
Hoping Trump erects statues of himself just for the footage of them being toppled when he's overthrown.
December 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Hoping Trump erects statues of himself just for the footage of them being toppled when he's overthrown.