Trade Federation
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Helping your deliveries get where they need to go by any means necessary.
They say the Republic brings peace. We bring PAYCHECKS. New administration facility on Utapau is already revitalizing the planet’s economy.
March 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They say the Republic brings peace. We bring PAYCHECKS. New administration facility on Utapau is already revitalizing the planet’s economy.
We invest in Outer Rim economies. The Republic taxes those economies into oblivion to keep Core World bureaucrats rich. But sure, we’re the villains.
March 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We invest in Outer Rim economies. The Republic taxes those economies into oblivion to keep Core World bureaucrats rich. But sure, we’re the villains.
Show us one law that explicitly forbids replacing an entire planetary workforce with battle droids. We’ll wait.
March 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Show us one law that explicitly forbids replacing an entire planetary workforce with battle droids. We’ll wait.
Let’s not forget, all our “illegal occupations” are technically just long-term, on-site trade negotiations. It’s not our fault talks take so long.
March 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Let’s not forget, all our “illegal occupations” are technically just long-term, on-site trade negotiations. It’s not our fault talks take so long.
Blockading a planet isn’t technically illegal if there’s no specific law against it.
March 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Blockading a planet isn’t technically illegal if there’s no specific law against it.
There was no invasion of Naboo. Zero. It was a peaceful, beautiful business operation. Maybe the best in history. Queen Amidala? Very dishonest. Very unfair to trade. SAD!
March 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
There was no invasion of Naboo. Zero. It was a peaceful, beautiful business operation. Maybe the best in history. Queen Amidala? Very dishonest. Very unfair to trade. SAD!
Overnight shipping to any planet. Yes, even the ones under siege.
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Overnight shipping to any planet. Yes, even the ones under siege.
Some companies offer insurance. We offer unrivaled firepower to ensure safe delivery.
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Some companies offer insurance. We offer unrivaled firepower to ensure safe delivery.
Some of you have never liquidated a planetary government in the name of cutting red tape, and it shows.
March 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Some of you have never liquidated a planetary government in the name of cutting red tape, and it shows.
Trade Federation team members were deeply saddened to see the Republic overreact to a simple logistical snarl over Coruscant. We regret that things got a little out of hand.
March 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Trade Federation team members were deeply saddened to see the Republic overreact to a simple logistical snarl over Coruscant. We regret that things got a little out of hand.
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Clive Revill, original voice of Emperor Palpatine in The Empire Strikes Back, has passed away at age 94. Surviving daughter, Kate Revill, reported his passing to The Hollywood Reporter.
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Original Voice of Emperor Palpatine in 'The Empire Strikes Back', Clive Revill, Passes Away at Age 94 - Star Wars News Net
Clive Revill, original voice of Emperor Palpatine in The Empire Strikes Back, has passed away at age 94.
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March 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Clive Revill, original voice of Emperor Palpatine in The Empire Strikes Back, has passed away at age 94. Surviving daughter, Kate Revill, reported his passing to The Hollywood Reporter.
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Reminder: The Jedi are not an official regulatory body. Any interference in corporate affairs should be viewed as overreach.
March 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Reminder: The Jedi are not an official regulatory body. Any interference in corporate affairs should be viewed as overreach.
If we kidnapped a 6-year-old, forced them into combat training, and deployed them in war, we’d be “monsters” but if the Jedi do it, it’s “tradition.”
March 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If we kidnapped a 6-year-old, forced them into combat training, and deployed them in war, we’d be “monsters” but if the Jedi do it, it’s “tradition.”
“Piracy” is an extremely vague legal term. If we seize a shipment, is it piracy? Or is it aggressive inventory reallocation?
March 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Piracy” is an extremely vague legal term. If we seize a shipment, is it piracy? Or is it aggressive inventory reallocation?
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Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
March 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
If the Jedi don’t want us working with Sith Lords, maybe they should’ve outbid them.
March 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If the Jedi don’t want us working with Sith Lords, maybe they should’ve outbid them.
Viceroy Gunray’s political stance is his own business. We cannot control every individual in our ranks, nor should we. The Trade Federation remains focused on galactic commerce.
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Viceroy Gunray’s political stance is his own business. We cannot control every individual in our ranks, nor should we. The Trade Federation remains focused on galactic commerce.
The Jedi have literally been a paramilitary religious cult for thousands of years, but sure, we’re the ones illegally militarizing.
March 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Jedi have literally been a paramilitary religious cult for thousands of years, but sure, we’re the ones illegally militarizing.
"Invasion” is a strong word for what is essentially a firm handshake between economic partners. Naboo remains a valuable part of our supply chain, and we are simply ensuring security and continuing stability.
March 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Invasion” is a strong word for what is essentially a firm handshake between economic partners. Naboo remains a valuable part of our supply chain, and we are simply ensuring security and continuing stability.
Did you know? Our battle droids are programmed for defensive operations only. Any claims of aggression are simply misinformation.
March 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Did you know? Our battle droids are programmed for defensive operations only. Any claims of aggression are simply misinformation.
A strong economy benefits everyone in the Republic. The Trade Federation ensures stable trade routes, fair pricing, and, most importantly, secure supply chains.
March 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A strong economy benefits everyone in the Republic. The Trade Federation ensures stable trade routes, fair pricing, and, most importantly, secure supply chains.
The Trade Federation is committed to free trade, economic growth, and ethical innovation. Ignore the baseless rumors about “blockades” perpetuated by the ignorant to defame our mighty logistics fleets.
March 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The Trade Federation is committed to free trade, economic growth, and ethical innovation. Ignore the baseless rumors about “blockades” perpetuated by the ignorant to defame our mighty logistics fleets.