THIS is why I teach it's important not to break up adjectives from their nouns in headlines: I scanned just the first line and started to freak out.

Oh, good grief! All this talk about restrooms on federal land. At the Presidio National Park in San Francisco, we simply have restrooms — totally private (and clean!) toilet stalls used by everyone. There’s a common area in the middle for handwashing. Maybe that’s what’s needed in Congress.