Reminds me of the post from a goth who had a child ask her to help find her mum. Turned out the mum had taught the kids to find a goth if they ever get lost for this reason.

Agreed. It's written as if it is an "was this A or B" which is not a yes/no format. They're trying to ask "was this A (or B) or was this not those" but it doesn't easily read that way.

Nothing unites high-level Republicans and Democrats quite as strongly as the threat of a progressive politician winning an election.

So, in your opinion, is it time I turned the control of her Coverdell account over to her? Or not quite yet?

In times of peace we thrive, welcoming all who would join us to work towards making the world better. In times of strife our holy communion is punching nazis and our holy baptism is the time in jail that may follow.

Our sacred rites include respecting and advocating for the rights of all people, recognizing our own specific privilege and leveraging that privilege where possible to increase societal equity, and working to make others feel safe and accepted in the spaces that we can influence.

Maybe it was the guy in the comic reporting you because panel three clearly has a bagina visible in it.

Neutral Good with very strong Chaotic Good tendencies, but too much lingering respect for the few more reasonable aspects of Lawful Good to commit to those chaotic instincts on the regular

The internet is a foreign country, and nick here is a loud-mouthed asshole tourist that is angry because doesn't understand the language.