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Leigh Garland
@toychicken.co.uk
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Well, you're all here because you wanted an #alternative to fash/trash-fire X-twitter, right? So you joined another #social network founded by the guy that built Twitter...

How about you put some money towards a nicer social network. I did. #bonfireSocial
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
A photograph of a bonfire, with a bunch of people watching it. Together. The words 'bonfire' and 'social' are superimposed.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I'll just leave this here...
The "power handshake" meme. One arm has "Universal basic income". The other arm has "creative commons". Over the clasped hands it says "artists getting credit and getting paid"
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Late to the party, but...
A two part image. First is Kier Starmer saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom" The second is Janey Godley high-fiving a police officer whilst holding a sign that says "Trump is a cunt"
March 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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@benaustwick.bsky.social

OMG found this in a box. Didn't realise I still had it. Feeling very nostalgic right now...
Cover page of Barlowe's Guide to extraterrestrials The Abyomenite. A genderless entity about 1.2 meters tall with a bulbous body supported on six muscular tentacles. On the upper cove of the body is an orifice possibly used for breathing and talking. The deep red of the Abyormenites upper torso continues in a stripe down each tentacle while the tentacles and underside of the body are black... The black cloud is a vast intelligent cloud of interstellar hydrogen about 150 million kilometers in diameter. At its centre is a complex neurological system made up of massive molecular chains. Black clouds travel through space making occasional stops in the vicinity of a star in order to use the energy to produce food and chemicals that make up their bodies... Dilbians are massive fur covered bear-like entities with pronounced muzzles and high intelligent brows. The male stands up to 3 m tall the female is somewhat shorter the thick pelt ranges in colour from golden brown to reddish to black. Hands and feet have five digits each with sharp claws...
January 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Trying out a new client that allows me to post to both #Bluesky and #Mastodon. Let's see if this works.
Big tree wrapped in colourful lights, at the Wimpole estate winter lights event.
December 19, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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TIL you can make almost any #festive pop #music work year-round, simply by swapping the word #Christmas for #breakfast

#ChristmasForBreakfast
Mariah Carey in a red Santa dress. Subtitles say "all I want for breakfast is you"
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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Just here to moan about how bad smart TVs are. All my good stuff goes on Mastodon.
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Lol. There's no good stuff
Silhouettes of people on a beach
November 25, 2023 at 12:47 AM