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🧡 Dirk ☁️
@toxictestified.bsky.social
Alter in a system.

30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW

DMs open to mutuals.

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💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
God damn my friends are spoiling me today.

Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I peaked in a solo run today to the thunderous applause of my group chats.

Finally got my wolf ears.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
God damn it, Gamzee.

Beast Boy best boy.
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This was a controversial topic for some reason. Who the fuck downvoted me.
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If you see this, quote with your top 5 On Repeat.

Diva and I have been in charge of the airwaves.
July 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I spent this entire session desperately trying to become hungry enough to cannibalize John, and when I was finally able to do so it was 80% button mashing because I didn't want to *tell him* that's what I was doing.
July 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I haven't worked with polymer clay in forever, so I made minis of the felt sculptures I did recently. Tiny scalemate and wittle smuppet.

They genuinely look and feel like candy and the goblins in my brain want to eat them.
July 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
John decided to stage our very first kabedon in the Peak lobby.
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My head hurts.
July 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Least surprising update.
July 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Found this screenshot of a very normal, very average singlet experience I shared on Twitter dot com.

Hey, past Dirk?

Those weren't your names.
July 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Zen sent me the most beautiful sky picture the other day.
June 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It... has been a really good night.

Zen and I had never watched Bo Burnham in any capacity, so we streamed Inside with our friends in Discord.

We played Webfishing, and I had the prestigious honor of babysitting John and Zen while they were high.

And of teasing John. Always a favorite activity.
June 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
☁️🧡💙☁️
June 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
20-minute call with this boy just did a factory reset on my mood. How the fuck does he do that.
June 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puff is done.

Welcome to the world. My first Smuppet.
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
He just needs his eyeballs.

We named him Hot Cheeto, but I've been calling him "Cheeto Puff."
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🧡
June 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I fucking can't with him.
June 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love that you came to the account I made specifically for the purpose of publicly drooling all over John to bother me about this, lol.

Why do these anons sound like Gen Z anime voiceovers? Why are you roleplaying Izuku Midoriya TikTok AU in my Tells.

Zen and I read these in Deku's voice, BTW.
June 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fuck yeah I'm happy.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's jangmo-o day.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Shocking development: boy who doesn't want to die for the first time in two years acts different now.

Can a sad boy be happy? Turns out... yes. Just needed the right people around.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Cats making stinky faces in my Tells.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's on the tin. It's even on my tag.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM