🧡 Dirk ☁️
@toxictestified.bsky.social
Alter in a system.
30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW
DMs open to mutuals.
Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social
💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW
DMs open to mutuals.
Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social
💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
God damn my friends are spoiling me today.
Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
God damn my friends are spoiling me today.
Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
I peaked in a solo run today to the thunderous applause of my group chats.
Finally got my wolf ears.
Finally got my wolf ears.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I peaked in a solo run today to the thunderous applause of my group chats.
Finally got my wolf ears.
Finally got my wolf ears.
God damn it, Gamzee.
Beast Boy best boy.
Beast Boy best boy.
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
God damn it, Gamzee.
Beast Boy best boy.
Beast Boy best boy.
This was a controversial topic for some reason. Who the fuck downvoted me.
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This was a controversial topic for some reason. Who the fuck downvoted me.
If you see this, quote with your top 5 On Repeat.
Diva and I have been in charge of the airwaves.
Diva and I have been in charge of the airwaves.
July 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you see this, quote with your top 5 On Repeat.
Diva and I have been in charge of the airwaves.
Diva and I have been in charge of the airwaves.
I spent this entire session desperately trying to become hungry enough to cannibalize John, and when I was finally able to do so it was 80% button mashing because I didn't want to *tell him* that's what I was doing.
July 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I spent this entire session desperately trying to become hungry enough to cannibalize John, and when I was finally able to do so it was 80% button mashing because I didn't want to *tell him* that's what I was doing.
I haven't worked with polymer clay in forever, so I made minis of the felt sculptures I did recently. Tiny scalemate and wittle smuppet.
They genuinely look and feel like candy and the goblins in my brain want to eat them.
They genuinely look and feel like candy and the goblins in my brain want to eat them.
July 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I haven't worked with polymer clay in forever, so I made minis of the felt sculptures I did recently. Tiny scalemate and wittle smuppet.
They genuinely look and feel like candy and the goblins in my brain want to eat them.
They genuinely look and feel like candy and the goblins in my brain want to eat them.
John decided to stage our very first kabedon in the Peak lobby.
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
John decided to stage our very first kabedon in the Peak lobby.
Least surprising update.
July 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Least surprising update.
Found this screenshot of a very normal, very average singlet experience I shared on Twitter dot com.
Hey, past Dirk?
Those weren't your names.
Hey, past Dirk?
Those weren't your names.
July 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Found this screenshot of a very normal, very average singlet experience I shared on Twitter dot com.
Hey, past Dirk?
Those weren't your names.
Hey, past Dirk?
Those weren't your names.
Zen sent me the most beautiful sky picture the other day.
June 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Zen sent me the most beautiful sky picture the other day.
It... has been a really good night.
Zen and I had never watched Bo Burnham in any capacity, so we streamed Inside with our friends in Discord.
We played Webfishing, and I had the prestigious honor of babysitting John and Zen while they were high.
And of teasing John. Always a favorite activity.
Zen and I had never watched Bo Burnham in any capacity, so we streamed Inside with our friends in Discord.
We played Webfishing, and I had the prestigious honor of babysitting John and Zen while they were high.
And of teasing John. Always a favorite activity.
June 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It... has been a really good night.
Zen and I had never watched Bo Burnham in any capacity, so we streamed Inside with our friends in Discord.
We played Webfishing, and I had the prestigious honor of babysitting John and Zen while they were high.
And of teasing John. Always a favorite activity.
Zen and I had never watched Bo Burnham in any capacity, so we streamed Inside with our friends in Discord.
We played Webfishing, and I had the prestigious honor of babysitting John and Zen while they were high.
And of teasing John. Always a favorite activity.
20-minute call with this boy just did a factory reset on my mood. How the fuck does he do that.
June 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
20-minute call with this boy just did a factory reset on my mood. How the fuck does he do that.
Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puff is done.
Welcome to the world. My first Smuppet.
Welcome to the world. My first Smuppet.
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puff is done.
Welcome to the world. My first Smuppet.
Welcome to the world. My first Smuppet.
He just needs his eyeballs.
We named him Hot Cheeto, but I've been calling him "Cheeto Puff."
We named him Hot Cheeto, but I've been calling him "Cheeto Puff."
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
He just needs his eyeballs.
We named him Hot Cheeto, but I've been calling him "Cheeto Puff."
We named him Hot Cheeto, but I've been calling him "Cheeto Puff."
I fucking can't with him.
June 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I fucking can't with him.
I love that you came to the account I made specifically for the purpose of publicly drooling all over John to bother me about this, lol.
Why do these anons sound like Gen Z anime voiceovers? Why are you roleplaying Izuku Midoriya TikTok AU in my Tells.
Zen and I read these in Deku's voice, BTW.
Why do these anons sound like Gen Z anime voiceovers? Why are you roleplaying Izuku Midoriya TikTok AU in my Tells.
Zen and I read these in Deku's voice, BTW.
June 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I love that you came to the account I made specifically for the purpose of publicly drooling all over John to bother me about this, lol.
Why do these anons sound like Gen Z anime voiceovers? Why are you roleplaying Izuku Midoriya TikTok AU in my Tells.
Zen and I read these in Deku's voice, BTW.
Why do these anons sound like Gen Z anime voiceovers? Why are you roleplaying Izuku Midoriya TikTok AU in my Tells.
Zen and I read these in Deku's voice, BTW.
Fuck yeah I'm happy.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fuck yeah I'm happy.
It's jangmo-o day.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's jangmo-o day.
Shocking development: boy who doesn't want to die for the first time in two years acts different now.
Can a sad boy be happy? Turns out... yes. Just needed the right people around.
Can a sad boy be happy? Turns out... yes. Just needed the right people around.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Shocking development: boy who doesn't want to die for the first time in two years acts different now.
Can a sad boy be happy? Turns out... yes. Just needed the right people around.
Can a sad boy be happy? Turns out... yes. Just needed the right people around.
Cats making stinky faces in my Tells.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Cats making stinky faces in my Tells.
It's on the tin. It's even on my tag.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's on the tin. It's even on my tag.