🧡 Dirk ☁️
@toxictestified.bsky.social
Alter in a system.
30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW
DMs open to mutuals.
Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social
💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW
DMs open to mutuals.
Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social
💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
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🧡 Dirk ☁️
@toxictestified.bsky.social
· Jun 20
Hey. I'm Dirk.
I'm part of a system. Our main account is listed in my bio.
• I'm 30. MDNI. 🔞 Bodily age in bio.
• He/Him
• Gatekeeper, HS Fictive, AU source.
I'm open to DMs. Ask me for my Discord.
I've used this handle on the bird app and Ao3.
I'm part of a system. Our main account is listed in my bio.
• I'm 30. MDNI. 🔞 Bodily age in bio.
• He/Him
• Gatekeeper, HS Fictive, AU source.
I'm open to DMs. Ask me for my Discord.
I've used this handle on the bird app and Ao3.
I had a dream that I was cosplaying Homestuck for the first time in the last decade and the new fandom babies were criticizing my cosplay skills.
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I had a dream that I was cosplaying Homestuck for the first time in the last decade and the new fandom babies were criticizing my cosplay skills.
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January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
We played around with a Mass Effect/Homestuck crossover once. Trolls were a race of conquerors similar to pre-Genophage Krogan, and the Krogans and Trolls were biologically similar enough that they could cross-breed.
The resulting offspring were stupid strong and prone to violence, but it worked
The resulting offspring were stupid strong and prone to violence, but it worked
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
We played around with a Mass Effect/Homestuck crossover once. Trolls were a race of conquerors similar to pre-Genophage Krogan, and the Krogans and Trolls were biologically similar enough that they could cross-breed.
The resulting offspring were stupid strong and prone to violence, but it worked
The resulting offspring were stupid strong and prone to violence, but it worked
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most of us take it as a given that human x troll reproduction is very challenging if not impossible but what if it was astonishingly easy. no one expected it and it shouldn’t work, but maybe the troll genome fucks so heavy with human mitochondria that soon there’s a new dominant species on the loose
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
most of us take it as a given that human x troll reproduction is very challenging if not impossible but what if it was astonishingly easy. no one expected it and it shouldn’t work, but maybe the troll genome fucks so heavy with human mitochondria that soon there’s a new dominant species on the loose
I love this idiot.
"We're going to Peru" has been added to the polycule soundboard.
"We're going to Peru" has been added to the polycule soundboard.
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I love this idiot.
"We're going to Peru" has been added to the polycule soundboard.
"We're going to Peru" has been added to the polycule soundboard.
John: We have to practice B-Ball so we can win State REGIONALS!
Dirk: Are we winning State or Regionals?
John: We have to so we can win STATE REGIONALS!!
Dirk: Are we playing STATE or REGIONALS, John?
John: We have to win so we can go to the INTERNATIONALS CHAMPTIONSHIP! We're going to PERU!
Dirk: Are we winning State or Regionals?
John: We have to so we can win STATE REGIONALS!!
Dirk: Are we playing STATE or REGIONALS, John?
John: We have to win so we can go to the INTERNATIONALS CHAMPTIONSHIP! We're going to PERU!
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
John: We have to practice B-Ball so we can win State REGIONALS!
Dirk: Are we winning State or Regionals?
John: We have to so we can win STATE REGIONALS!!
Dirk: Are we playing STATE or REGIONALS, John?
John: We have to win so we can go to the INTERNATIONALS CHAMPTIONSHIP! We're going to PERU!
Dirk: Are we winning State or Regionals?
John: We have to so we can win STATE REGIONALS!!
Dirk: Are we playing STATE or REGIONALS, John?
John: We have to win so we can go to the INTERNATIONALS CHAMPTIONSHIP! We're going to PERU!
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I'm sick as fuck but feeling loved and nurtured today. My partners and friends are the coolest bitches.
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm sick as fuck but feeling loved and nurtured today. My partners and friends are the coolest bitches.
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guess the animal
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
guess the animal
Trying to get everyone in our server in one place at the same time is like herding cats, but I think we might have a solid chance at a 90% turnout this week.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trying to get everyone in our server in one place at the same time is like herding cats, but I think we might have a solid chance at a 90% turnout this week.
MHA Hot Wings.
ari loves dabihawks is written on the bottom of a picture
ALT: ari loves dabihawks is written on the bottom of a picture
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
MHA Hot Wings.
Alright well tbh that's on me for not seeing more of me and my partner in Blitzø and Stolas.
Whoops. Sorry, Zen.
Whoops. Sorry, Zen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Alright well tbh that's on me for not seeing more of me and my partner in Blitzø and Stolas.
Whoops. Sorry, Zen.
Whoops. Sorry, Zen.
I pulled Zen into the Hellaverse and we had a Helluva Boss marathon. The poor bastard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I pulled Zen into the Hellaverse and we had a Helluva Boss marathon. The poor bastard.
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get in the water.
WIP
WIP
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
get in the water.
WIP
WIP
I know what I'm doing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I know what I'm doing.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Subjecting my boyfriend to Rick and Morty at every opportunity.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Subjecting my boyfriend to Rick and Morty at every opportunity.
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Sending the group chat pictures of my new PC like I'm experimenting with lighting for a boudoir photoshoot.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sending the group chat pictures of my new PC like I'm experimenting with lighting for a boudoir photoshoot.
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May 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My new PC is coming tomorrow. I can't get the rest of my setup until Friday, but Zen is going to let me use his monitor and other things in the meantime.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My new PC is coming tomorrow. I can't get the rest of my setup until Friday, but Zen is going to let me use his monitor and other things in the meantime.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM