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toxictestified.bsky.social
🧡 Dirk ☁️
@toxictestified.bsky.social
Alter in a system.

30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW

DMs open to mutuals.

Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social

💙🧡02.12.23💛💚
☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️
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Hey. I'm Dirk.

I'm part of a system. Our main account is listed in my bio.

• I'm 30. MDNI. 🔞 Bodily age in bio.
• He/Him
• Gatekeeper, HS Fictive, AU source.

I'm open to DMs. Ask me for my Discord.

I've used this handle on the bird app and Ao3.
Alright well tbh that's on me for not seeing more of me and my partner in Blitzø and Stolas.

Whoops. Sorry, Zen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I pulled Zen into the Hellaverse and we had a Helluva Boss marathon. The poor bastard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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get in the water.
WIP
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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For some reason was in a Tavros mood for today, lmao

#tavros
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Subjecting my boyfriend to Rick and Morty at every opportunity.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Sending the group chat pictures of my new PC like I'm experimenting with lighting for a boudoir photoshoot.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My new PC is coming tomorrow. I can't get the rest of my setup until Friday, but Zen is going to let me use his monitor and other things in the meantime.

Hell yeah.
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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you put this worm in my ear

#dualscar
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
New PC delivery got moved up. Should be here by Tuesday.
a blurry picture of a man and a woman hugging each other .
ALT: a blurry picture of a man and a woman hugging each other .
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Putting together all of the components for my new desktop setup...

Keyboard, mouse, monitor... and I'm looking for a headset that has better voice isolation so I don't get my friends killed in our games by alerting mobs to our location in proximity chat every time a sound happens outside.
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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there's much talk about the decline of basic decency and civility after the pandemic, but before generalizing another's bad behavior as a trend, consider yourself. when was the last time you offered someone a glass of choccy milk because they're epic? made someone a cookie but eated it?
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So excited for my new PC.
October 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So fucking cute.
October 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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happy (late because we suck) birthday to @avenginggalatea.bsky.social / @toxictestified.bsky.social
we love you guys

#dirkjohn #homestuck
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My friends and partners made my birthday weekend fuck so severely.
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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not much free time this week
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
God damn my friends are spoiling me today.

Frankie got me flowers (and two Publix key lime pies,) and Zen ordered my new PC. 👀🎂 Hell yeah. Love you guys.
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Starting my birthday weekend with baked salmon and planning out a PC build.
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Snooping around! You don't seem to get anything done with this BREEZE following you
#Homestuck
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I peaked in a solo run today to the thunderous applause of my group chats.

Finally got my wolf ears.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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playin some mothafuckin peak with my glorious pals and i died tryna throw a magic bean for the memes
me slowly sliding off a cliff to fall to my death: oops
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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🔮 FUCK YEAH
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Naruto e Sasuke 🍥🍅 pra sempre #fanart #naruto
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM