Sarah Townson
@townerson.bsky.social
Shyly sheltering from the enshittification of Twitter
Bandcamp Friday AND National Boyfriend Day? It'd be illegal for me not to post this:
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
October 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bandcamp Friday AND National Boyfriend Day? It'd be illegal for me not to post this:
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
Obligatory Oasis attendance post
August 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Obligatory Oasis attendance post
Lol they bleeped "silly bitch"
July 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lol they bleeped "silly bitch"
Just playing on the internet :))
July 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just playing on the internet :))
But enough about me, how are YOU?
July 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
But enough about me, how are YOU?
When you finish all nine (9) seasons of Summer House and suddenly you have no (0) more Summer House left to watch
June 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When you finish all nine (9) seasons of Summer House and suddenly you have no (0) more Summer House left to watch
Big news for fellow haters: THEY MOVED THE PARADE! ⚡✨🎸💥🫦
May 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Big news for fellow haters: THEY MOVED THE PARADE! ⚡✨🎸💥🫦
These lyrics, followed by a crushing interpolation of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"...consider me a patriot for Propagandhi 🇨🇦
May 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
These lyrics, followed by a crushing interpolation of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"...consider me a patriot for Propagandhi 🇨🇦
Being "alive" in 2025:
May 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Being "alive" in 2025:
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* "Give these people air!"
May 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* "Give these people air!"
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Poogle review
April 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Poogle review
Nobody told me Catherine feckin' KEENER was in Joker: Folie à Deux!
March 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nobody told me Catherine feckin' KEENER was in Joker: Folie à Deux!
sarah_mclachlan_i_will_remember_you.mp3
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
sarah_mclachlan_i_will_remember_you.mp3
LinkedIn, you are barking up the wrong bitch!
March 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
LinkedIn, you are barking up the wrong bitch!
You can find me in da
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You can find me in da
I don't mean to brag, but this is the second time in two weeks a guy has crashed a car right outside my house. Keep it up and I can finally cancel Netflix 🍿
February 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I don't mean to brag, but this is the second time in two weeks a guy has crashed a car right outside my house. Keep it up and I can finally cancel Netflix 🍿
I feel like the penalty should be higher for parking a luxury car so lethargically that it blocks the streetcar and renders both lanes unusable, but I'm not a cop
February 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like the penalty should be higher for parking a luxury car so lethargically that it blocks the streetcar and renders both lanes unusable, but I'm not a cop
The Darling Mansion looking particularly covered in cocaine today
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Darling Mansion looking particularly covered in cocaine today
Happy Valentine's Day, Mclovers 💚
February 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, Mclovers 💚
Should these people go directly to jail? Or are they already there?
February 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Should these people go directly to jail? Or are they already there?
Walk into The Loose Moose and tell me that place doesn't smell exactly like these
January 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Walk into The Loose Moose and tell me that place doesn't smell exactly like these
Genuinely unsure how to spend the remainder of my living years, now that shows are universally extortionate! I'm bored and tired, when's coffin time?
January 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Genuinely unsure how to spend the remainder of my living years, now that shows are universally extortionate! I'm bored and tired, when's coffin time?
Snow day after wine night
January 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Snow day after wine night