Sarah Townson
@townerson.bsky.social
Shyly sheltering from the enshittification of Twitter
I just think everyone should watch Below Deck or be in love with someone who does
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I just think everyone should watch Below Deck or be in love with someone who does
Christmas shopping as a non-mom has me excitedly awaiting an Amazon package containing dog toothpaste in the flavour "London broil"
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Christmas shopping as a non-mom has me excitedly awaiting an Amazon package containing dog toothpaste in the flavour "London broil"
When we shot this video at Sunnyside last weekend, we waited ages for a plane to take off from Billy Bishop. The moment one finally did, a pantsless man waded slowly into our shot, rendering it indecent. In the end, Jordan + Kevin created something wonderful, and here it is:
youtu.be/Ki2aUgmCnXI?...
youtu.be/Ki2aUgmCnXI?...
More Like Shadows - Aviation For Non-Believers
YouTube video by More Like Shadows
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When we shot this video at Sunnyside last weekend, we waited ages for a plane to take off from Billy Bishop. The moment one finally did, a pantsless man waded slowly into our shot, rendering it indecent. In the end, Jordan + Kevin created something wonderful, and here it is:
youtu.be/Ki2aUgmCnXI?...
youtu.be/Ki2aUgmCnXI?...
Ever vaped a little indica with a Lindt ball melting in your mouth? 🪺👄🪺
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ever vaped a little indica with a Lindt ball melting in your mouth? 🪺👄🪺
If you have multiple smoke detectors, and particularly if you are my neighbour, I am begging you to go buy a fuckin pack of 9v batteries
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you have multiple smoke detectors, and particularly if you are my neighbour, I am begging you to go buy a fuckin pack of 9v batteries
"Did you know: the Jays last played in the World Series 20 years before you were born?" I questioned my senior dog, who in fact did not know (she's more into squirrels)
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Did you know: the Jays last played in the World Series 20 years before you were born?" I questioned my senior dog, who in fact did not know (she's more into squirrels)
I love liking a sport for a few hours at the end of the season, it's a fun time!
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I love liking a sport for a few hours at the end of the season, it's a fun time!
One cool thing about living in Toronto is if your patio door doesn't latch properly, a raccoon will visit overnight, wash its muddy hands in your dog's water bowl, and leave adorable paw prints all over your kitchen and bathroom. That's as good as a note that says "HEY LADY, YOUR DOOR'S FUCKED"
a cartoon of a man saying now you know and knowing is half the battle .
ALT: a cartoon of a man saying now you know and knowing is half the battle .
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
One cool thing about living in Toronto is if your patio door doesn't latch properly, a raccoon will visit overnight, wash its muddy hands in your dog's water bowl, and leave adorable paw prints all over your kitchen and bathroom. That's as good as a note that says "HEY LADY, YOUR DOOR'S FUCKED"
Bandcamp Friday AND National Boyfriend Day? It'd be illegal for me not to post this:
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
October 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bandcamp Friday AND National Boyfriend Day? It'd be illegal for me not to post this:
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com/album/vacati...
Being in love for 4 years rocks
October 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Being in love for 4 years rocks
Excited to find out whether Propagandhi will play The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist tonight or if it's "too soon"
September 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Excited to find out whether Propagandhi will play The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist tonight or if it's "too soon"
Obligatory Oasis attendance post
August 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Obligatory Oasis attendance post
Lol they bleeped "silly bitch"
July 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lol they bleeped "silly bitch"
I'm confident I have never seen any form of "entertainment" less funny than Happy Gilmore 2. Taylor Swift simply cannot be trusted.
July 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm confident I have never seen any form of "entertainment" less funny than Happy Gilmore 2. Taylor Swift simply cannot be trusted.
Just playing on the internet :))
July 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just playing on the internet :))
How many Coldplay affair-haver memes can I enjoy? The limit does not exist
July 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How many Coldplay affair-haver memes can I enjoy? The limit does not exist
But enough about me, how are YOU?
July 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
But enough about me, how are YOU?
When you finish all nine (9) seasons of Summer House and suddenly you have no (0) more Summer House left to watch
June 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When you finish all nine (9) seasons of Summer House and suddenly you have no (0) more Summer House left to watch
Honk if you got your basement waterproofed and you love rain now
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June 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Honk if you got your basement waterproofed and you love rain now
🎷🚗
🎷🚗
Sucks to lose the first podcast I ever listened to (and still do), even if he is always cranky and I cannot tell the difference between any of his little guitar solos he noodles at the end 😭 cat angels everywhere
Marc Maron has interviewed Robin Williams, Nicole Kidman, former President Barack Obama and many more. But after 16 years and 1,600+ episodes, he's ready to call it quits.
Marc Maron ends iconic podcast after 16 years: 'We're burnt out'
Marc Maron has interviewed Robin Williams, Nicole Kidman, former President Barack Obama and many more. But after 16 years and 1,600+ episodes, he's ready to call it quits.
n.pr
June 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sucks to lose the first podcast I ever listened to (and still do), even if he is always cranky and I cannot tell the difference between any of his little guitar solos he noodles at the end 😭 cat angels everywhere
Big news for fellow haters: THEY MOVED THE PARADE! ⚡✨🎸💥🫦
May 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Big news for fellow haters: THEY MOVED THE PARADE! ⚡✨🎸💥🫦
These lyrics, followed by a crushing interpolation of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"...consider me a patriot for Propagandhi 🇨🇦
May 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
These lyrics, followed by a crushing interpolation of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"...consider me a patriot for Propagandhi 🇨🇦
Being "alive" in 2025:
May 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Being "alive" in 2025:
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hi hello it's Bandcamp Friday, and my own personal BF dropped a brand-new track 🐝
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com
More Like Shadows
More Like Shadows is the music and visual work of Toronto-based artist Jordan Allen.
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hi hello it's Bandcamp Friday, and my own personal BF dropped a brand-new track 🐝
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com
morelikeshadows.bandcamp.com