Touhou Andy
@touhouandy.bsky.social
Just Another Touhou Andy | Lunatic Touhou Player | Lunatic in Real Life | Academic W.M.D. | Applied Mathematician | 🔄 Hina’s #1 Fan 🔄 | They/Them
You can consistently beat Lunatic mode Stage 1 LoLK by employing the Walter White strategy I came up with last night.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You can consistently beat Lunatic mode Stage 1 LoLK by employing the Walter White strategy I came up with last night.
Sometimes people on the street say "Fuck you, Touhou Andy!!! I hate you Touhou Andy!!!"
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes people on the street say "Fuck you, Touhou Andy!!! I hate you Touhou Andy!!!"
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
Most of my humor comes from the color green, so if you're looking at the color green in any context, just know that's where I get all my jokes. I just stare at a green screen all day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Most of my humor comes from the color green, so if you're looking at the color green in any context, just know that's where I get all my jokes. I just stare at a green screen all day.
I've gotten so many death threats in my lifetime, but not once have I received a life threat. Really says something about society.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've gotten so many death threats in my lifetime, but not once have I received a life threat. Really says something about society.
Sometimes people stop me on the street and they're all like, "Holy shit! Touhou Andy! I know you from jokes!!!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sometimes people stop me on the street and they're all like, "Holy shit! Touhou Andy! I know you from jokes!!!"
You don't hear much about Anthrax Udongein Inaba, but you do hear a lot about Ricin Udongein Inaba. This says a lot about society.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You don't hear much about Anthrax Udongein Inaba, but you do hear a lot about Ricin Udongein Inaba. This says a lot about society.
I'm awesome and everyone loves me!
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm awesome and everyone loves me!
Touhou tier list based on the quality of weed they would give you.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Touhou tier list based on the quality of weed they would give you.
Dreams and dream sequences are a key theme of The Sopranos. I really like this because these scenes foreshadow the final season, where Tony and the gang have to kill the god Somnovus, The Tyrant of Reverie with Tony's God Slayer sword that he spent the previous seasons obtaining.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dreams and dream sequences are a key theme of The Sopranos. I really like this because these scenes foreshadow the final season, where Tony and the gang have to kill the god Somnovus, The Tyrant of Reverie with Tony's God Slayer sword that he spent the previous seasons obtaining.
This was written on the whiteboard when I entered my complex analysis class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This was written on the whiteboard when I entered my complex analysis class.
I like to think that Hina's flight comes from her spinning. She's like a helicopter. Spin = Flight. That's how helicopters work.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I like to think that Hina's flight comes from her spinning. She's like a helicopter. Spin = Flight. That's how helicopters work.
Fun Touhou Fact: Clownpiece really loves watching those old political JibJab videos on her IPad. She doesn't really know who the people in the videos are, but she watches them anyway because it's American and fits with her whole aesthetic.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fun Touhou Fact: Clownpiece really loves watching those old political JibJab videos on her IPad. She doesn't really know who the people in the videos are, but she watches them anyway because it's American and fits with her whole aesthetic.
Switching majors to Hinology so I can learn as much about Hina as possible. Wish me luck!
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Switching majors to Hinology so I can learn as much about Hina as possible. Wish me luck!
One time someone told me Hina's blue and not green. I got so mad, that I shaved everything off my face.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
One time someone told me Hina's blue and not green. I got so mad, that I shaved everything off my face.
Me and my "friends" beat Terraria Calamity Mod. I had a secret rule where I would only upgrade my health if people gave me health upgrades. I was fighting Calamitas and Exos with 280 health by the end of the run.
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me and my "friends" beat Terraria Calamity Mod. I had a secret rule where I would only upgrade my health if people gave me health upgrades. I was fighting Calamitas and Exos with 280 health by the end of the run.
Dude this test is fucking rigged. I am NOT a girl!!! NO!!! Girls are GROSS!!! Also, why don't these percentages add up to 100? Is this to imply I am only 64% of a person? Man, fuck this test. Do they know who I am? I'm Touhou Andy!!!
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dude this test is fucking rigged. I am NOT a girl!!! NO!!! Girls are GROSS!!! Also, why don't these percentages add up to 100? Is this to imply I am only 64% of a person? Man, fuck this test. Do they know who I am? I'm Touhou Andy!!!
Holy shit. It's ___ __________!!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Holy shit. It's ___ __________!!!
I am an artist from the Land of Reeds and this is my art.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I am an artist from the Land of Reeds and this is my art.
Give her all of your faith. Give her all of your misfortune.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Give her all of your faith. Give her all of your misfortune.
I solo'd Everdark Libra on my first try.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I solo'd Everdark Libra on my first try.
WHAT THE FUCK THEY SENT A MINI-HAKKERO INTO SPACE!?!?!?!? INTERGALACTIC TOUHOU HIJACK!?!?!?
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
WHAT THE FUCK THEY SENT A MINI-HAKKERO INTO SPACE!?!?!?!? INTERGALACTIC TOUHOU HIJACK!?!?!?
This Hina image makes me so happy. Look at her. She is a pure being. There is no need to be upset.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This Hina image makes me so happy. Look at her. She is a pure being. There is no need to be upset.