Touhou Andy
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Just Another Touhou Andy | Lunatic Touhou Player | Lunatic in Real Life | Academic W.M.D. | Applied Mathematician | 🔄 Hina’s #1 Fan 🔄 | They/Them
Good night!!!
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November 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Good night!!!
Holy shit I'm wearing a hat
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy shit I'm wearing a hat
There are porcupine spines coming out of my back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There are porcupine spines coming out of my back.
Sometimes people on the street say "Fuck you, Touhou Andy!!! I hate you Touhou Andy!!!"
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sometimes people on the street say "Fuck you, Touhou Andy!!! I hate you Touhou Andy!!!"
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.
Most of my humor comes from the color green, so if you're looking at the color green in any context, just know that's where I get all my jokes. I just stare at a green screen all day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Most of my humor comes from the color green, so if you're looking at the color green in any context, just know that's where I get all my jokes. I just stare at a green screen all day.
Good morning! It's Friday, and we all know what that means! I've got a ton of classes to go to, but the weekend is on the horizon, and that keeps me going. I hope you all have a good day today. Good days are good. We should all have good days. Yes.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Good morning! It's Friday, and we all know what that means! I've got a ton of classes to go to, but the weekend is on the horizon, and that keeps me going. I hope you all have a good day today. Good days are good. We should all have good days. Yes.
Good night!!!
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November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Good night!!!
I mixed up Tiger Woods and OJ Simpson.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I mixed up Tiger Woods and OJ Simpson.
Every day, I wake up at 4:00 AM because it is similar to waking up at 3:60, which reminds me of 360's which reminds me of spinning which reminds me of Hina. This is a good way to start your day, you see.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every day, I wake up at 4:00 AM because it is similar to waking up at 3:60, which reminds me of 360's which reminds me of spinning which reminds me of Hina. This is a good way to start your day, you see.
I've gotten so many death threats in my lifetime, but not once have I received a life threat. Really says something about society.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've gotten so many death threats in my lifetime, but not once have I received a life threat. Really says something about society.
Sometimes people stop me on the street and they're all like, "Holy shit! Touhou Andy! I know you from jokes!!!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sometimes people stop me on the street and they're all like, "Holy shit! Touhou Andy! I know you from jokes!!!"
Good morning! It's Touhou Andy Thursday!!! Today, I plan to go to my classes and get a good chunk of my schoolwork done. I'm hoping today can be productive. I also hope you all havs an excellent day!
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November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Good morning! It's Touhou Andy Thursday!!! Today, I plan to go to my classes and get a good chunk of my schoolwork done. I'm hoping today can be productive. I also hope you all havs an excellent day!
You don't hear much about Anthrax Udongein Inaba, but you do hear a lot about Ricin Udongein Inaba. This says a lot about society.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You don't hear much about Anthrax Udongein Inaba, but you do hear a lot about Ricin Udongein Inaba. This says a lot about society.
Good morning! Today's going to be busy for me. Just a lot of classes to go to and a lot of work to do. I hope you all have a good day today!
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November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Good morning! Today's going to be busy for me. Just a lot of classes to go to and a lot of work to do. I hope you all have a good day today!
Good night!!!
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November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Good night!!!
Sometimes you get so high that there's a man riding a horse on top of your chest.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sometimes you get so high that there's a man riding a horse on top of your chest.
I'm awesome and everyone loves me!
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm awesome and everyone loves me!
Touhou tier list based on the quality of weed they would give you.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Touhou tier list based on the quality of weed they would give you.
Dreams and dream sequences are a key theme of The Sopranos. I really like this because these scenes foreshadow the final season, where Tony and the gang have to kill the god Somnovus, The Tyrant of Reverie with Tony's God Slayer sword that he spent the previous seasons obtaining.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dreams and dream sequences are a key theme of The Sopranos. I really like this because these scenes foreshadow the final season, where Tony and the gang have to kill the god Somnovus, The Tyrant of Reverie with Tony's God Slayer sword that he spent the previous seasons obtaining.
Good morning! I have no school today because it's Veteran's Day! That's awesome. I am still going to spend the day getting schoolwork done, but once that's done, I will spend the rest of the day relaxing. I hope you all have a wonderful day today!
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November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Good morning! I have no school today because it's Veteran's Day! That's awesome. I am still going to spend the day getting schoolwork done, but once that's done, I will spend the rest of the day relaxing. I hope you all have a wonderful day today!
