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Porker learns to fry pork belly.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Media: "Within the organization, frustration has mounted and there is talk that every offensive player needs to be fired. Reports say it is clear to everyone that these award winning players are just too difficult to coach."

Fans:
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
lol
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ANY/A is one of the stats most correlated with current and future wins. He's at 114% of league average ANY/A this season, the second highest of his career. This year it's a product of throwing nearly no interceptions, one of the most consistent year-to-year stats for QBs. He's not the problem.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me when I'm a QB on my 6th playcaller in 6 years as an NFL starter, and my 10th in 10 years including college: "Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just difficult to coach."
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Growing up in the Philadelphia area means that, in your lifetime, sports will purely be an exercise in the absurd.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Relatable.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You are literally enjoying less of the story this way.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Exciting update.

Ignoring the kneel to end the half, that's 5 turnovers on downs in 6 straight drives for the Lions, with the 6th drive being a touchdown.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is like a Madden game being played on All-Madden by two people who've only ever played on Pro.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Eagles games this season feel more like the other team is just kind of playing observer to a showdown between the Eagles' offense and defense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Can he get a couple fumbles in there, too? Maybe a safety and a receiving touchdown? Clock's ticking down.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My favorite kind of pro wrestlers are the guys who go everywhere and experience some of everything. Multiple titles held with like six major promotions in four different countries type-guys. Guys who have experienced more pro wrestling than anyone.

Josh Allen experiences more football than any QB.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Usually not me:
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me, a genderfluid shapeshifter, when I've figured out how I want to cum during sex:
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
NBA TV's broadcast, brought to you by FanDuel, now does the basic math for you to tell you which team is leading and by how much, labeled "The Diff".
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me, reading the PC Gamer article, rolling my eyes: "Oh, is that it? A feminist website had the 🤏🏻 as their logo? Of course it's an anti-feminism thing, why wouldn't it be? Christ, lemme see."

Me, reading about the site, face grim: "Y'know, I'm just kinda glad I don't live in South Korea, I guess."
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Fascinating folder I apparently made 5 years ago and have no recollection of.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I mean, it's uncanny.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Watching football with the oomf.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Satisfying my curiosity on a piece of media I had decided was probably horrifically ultranationalist nearly 20 years ago before I even had a developed sense for such things, and getting run over by four consecutive trains.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM