Silvester Hodge, Artefact Storage dpt. Staff
@toucanlover.bsky.social
[This is an RP account for a TMA writing project; non-canon chatacters will be mentioned. Posts are all in-character unless marked with a //. Both creator and character are adults.
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My friend got me a dopamine-shaped earring for my birthday. It's adorable!! But the holes in my ears closed up years ago...
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
April 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My friend got me a dopamine-shaped earring for my birthday. It's adorable!! But the holes in my ears closed up years ago...
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
[The April Fool's Special - Moomin x TMA OC: Snorkvester.]
April 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
[The April Fool's Special - Moomin x TMA OC: Snorkvester.]
WHY DID SOMEONE SEND A FOG DOWN THE CHUTE
March 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
WHY DID SOMEONE SEND A FOG DOWN THE CHUTE
// no context
March 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
// no context
Do I look like this Pokemon or should I send Charlie to get her eyes checked again
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do I look like this Pokemon or should I send Charlie to get her eyes checked again
Artifact #762619 is a collection of photos of a pheasant, taken on a digital camera... Regurgitated on the Artifact Storage floor by the subject.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
February 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Artifact #762619 is a collection of photos of a pheasant, taken on a digital camera... Regurgitated on the Artifact Storage floor by the subject.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
They asked me if the spray being "strawberry scented" means it tastes like one. I might have told them to stick their tongue out and see for themselves. Allegedly!
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They asked me if the spray being "strawberry scented" means it tastes like one. I might have told them to stick their tongue out and see for themselves. Allegedly!
I swear that thing just moved. It's one of our best taxidermies, but the kind that makes you go "it looks like it's following my eyes", not "it just craned its neck at me".
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I swear that thing just moved. It's one of our best taxidermies, but the kind that makes you go "it looks like it's following my eyes", not "it just craned its neck at me".
This "Mythical Creatures Anatomy Guide" is starting to get a little too scientific and specific to JUST be fictional... But I'm not paid or awake enough to investigate it further.
January 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This "Mythical Creatures Anatomy Guide" is starting to get a little too scientific and specific to JUST be fictional... But I'm not paid or awake enough to investigate it further.
// that one time S1 Jon's barber cut too short (betrayal of the highest order) vs How Silvester looks at him all the goddamn time
December 4, 2024 at 7:53 PM
// that one time S1 Jon's barber cut too short (betrayal of the highest order) vs How Silvester looks at him all the goddamn time
This isn't an Artifact, this is the scan of a university friend's Zoology study material that I haven't returned in a year.
I just found it under the couch. Sorry.
I just found it under the couch. Sorry.
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 AM
This isn't an Artifact, this is the scan of a university friend's Zoology study material that I haven't returned in a year.
I just found it under the couch. Sorry.
I just found it under the couch. Sorry.
//Fear&Hunger:Termina AU; Silvester Hodge, moonscorched into Cynophobia.
- heavy gore
- partial nudity
- light trypohobia
- heavy gore
- partial nudity
- light trypohobia
November 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
//Fear&Hunger:Termina AU; Silvester Hodge, moonscorched into Cynophobia.
- heavy gore
- partial nudity
- light trypohobia
- heavy gore
- partial nudity
- light trypohobia
Artifact #556374
...is a strawberry I was handed by a four-year-old boy who was briefly in Artifact Storage with their mother, who needed to find a bathroom.
I took a picture for the fun of it, washed and ate it.
And then both my legs went numb.
...is a strawberry I was handed by a four-year-old boy who was briefly in Artifact Storage with their mother, who needed to find a bathroom.
I took a picture for the fun of it, washed and ate it.
And then both my legs went numb.
November 16, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Artifact #556374
...is a strawberry I was handed by a four-year-old boy who was briefly in Artifact Storage with their mother, who needed to find a bathroom.
I took a picture for the fun of it, washed and ate it.
And then both my legs went numb.
...is a strawberry I was handed by a four-year-old boy who was briefly in Artifact Storage with their mother, who needed to find a bathroom.
I took a picture for the fun of it, washed and ate it.
And then both my legs went numb.
Who stuck this to my office door.
November 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Who stuck this to my office door.
Artifact #88800
An entire album of Pokemon cards.
I don't actually have anything to say about this, it is a completely normal collection. I just don't understand who would separate themselves from this... wait... are those pricetags?
Ohhh. This is stolen. Oh boy.
An entire album of Pokemon cards.
I don't actually have anything to say about this, it is a completely normal collection. I just don't understand who would separate themselves from this... wait... are those pricetags?
Ohhh. This is stolen. Oh boy.
October 25, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Artifact #88800
An entire album of Pokemon cards.
I don't actually have anything to say about this, it is a completely normal collection. I just don't understand who would separate themselves from this... wait... are those pricetags?
Ohhh. This is stolen. Oh boy.
An entire album of Pokemon cards.
I don't actually have anything to say about this, it is a completely normal collection. I just don't understand who would separate themselves from this... wait... are those pricetags?
Ohhh. This is stolen. Oh boy.
Artifact #002158
A miniature tortoise made of glass. If water is poured onto it, it will begin to shake its behind like a normal tortoise cleaning its shell, but the last person who touched it will have their lungs filled with water.
The one behind it is normal. His name is Jim.
A miniature tortoise made of glass. If water is poured onto it, it will begin to shake its behind like a normal tortoise cleaning its shell, but the last person who touched it will have their lungs filled with water.
The one behind it is normal. His name is Jim.
October 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Artifact #002158
A miniature tortoise made of glass. If water is poured onto it, it will begin to shake its behind like a normal tortoise cleaning its shell, but the last person who touched it will have their lungs filled with water.
The one behind it is normal. His name is Jim.
A miniature tortoise made of glass. If water is poured onto it, it will begin to shake its behind like a normal tortoise cleaning its shell, but the last person who touched it will have their lungs filled with water.
The one behind it is normal. His name is Jim.