Silvester Hodge, Artefact Storage dpt. Staff
@toucanlover.bsky.social
[This is an RP account for a TMA writing project; non-canon chatacters will be mentioned. Posts are all in-character unless marked with a //. Both creator and character are adults.
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My friend got me a dopamine-shaped earring for my birthday. It's adorable!! But the holes in my ears closed up years ago...
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
April 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My friend got me a dopamine-shaped earring for my birthday. It's adorable!! But the holes in my ears closed up years ago...
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
So I had to ask my daughter if she could add it to the bracelet she made me. Now I can do this!
Yesterday I had to interview an applicant before I could clock out. Everything was going great. And then Michael, yes THAT Michael, opens a goddamn window in my office and pokes his head out!
So let's just say the kid did not care for working at the boring institute anymore.
So let's just say the kid did not care for working at the boring institute anymore.
April 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yesterday I had to interview an applicant before I could clock out. Everything was going great. And then Michael, yes THAT Michael, opens a goddamn window in my office and pokes his head out!
So let's just say the kid did not care for working at the boring institute anymore.
So let's just say the kid did not care for working at the boring institute anymore.
[The April Fool's Special - Moomin x TMA OC: Snorkvester.]
April 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
[The April Fool's Special - Moomin x TMA OC: Snorkvester.]
My cat hasn't come back from his night stroll this morning. I have to leave for work and I'm sitting at the kitchen table, fully ready to leave but waiting. I think this is a preview of what my son's outings as a teen will be like from my end.
March 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My cat hasn't come back from his night stroll this morning. I have to leave for work and I'm sitting at the kitchen table, fully ready to leave but waiting. I think this is a preview of what my son's outings as a teen will be like from my end.
My Genetics professor just said "You can't expect yourselves to pass this course just by studying a week before" and the guy behind me whispered "watch me" under his breath.
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My Genetics professor just said "You can't expect yourselves to pass this course just by studying a week before" and the guy behind me whispered "watch me" under his breath.
WHY DID SOMEONE SEND A FOG DOWN THE CHUTE
March 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
WHY DID SOMEONE SEND A FOG DOWN THE CHUTE
I am a simple man. I yearn for the opportunity to use the sentence "You better hope your next email does not find me" in a professional setting.
March 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I am a simple man. I yearn for the opportunity to use the sentence "You better hope your next email does not find me" in a professional setting.
Fuck that. Fuck that. No. Nope. NOPE. NUH UH
March 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Fuck that. Fuck that. No. Nope. NOPE. NUH UH
[On the phone]
Hey Froggie! What's up?
Yeah, I'll be home soon.
I'm... Walking by the dog park now, actually. Yeah, no, there's no dogs this late. It's closed.
Do we /have/ tortillas, hm... Check the fridge, top shelf? If there's none there, then I guess n- ....Hey, I'll call you back, ok?
[Click]
Hey Froggie! What's up?
Yeah, I'll be home soon.
I'm... Walking by the dog park now, actually. Yeah, no, there's no dogs this late. It's closed.
Do we /have/ tortillas, hm... Check the fridge, top shelf? If there's none there, then I guess n- ....Hey, I'll call you back, ok?
[Click]
March 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[On the phone]
Hey Froggie! What's up?
Yeah, I'll be home soon.
I'm... Walking by the dog park now, actually. Yeah, no, there's no dogs this late. It's closed.
Do we /have/ tortillas, hm... Check the fridge, top shelf? If there's none there, then I guess n- ....Hey, I'll call you back, ok?
[Click]
Hey Froggie! What's up?
Yeah, I'll be home soon.
I'm... Walking by the dog park now, actually. Yeah, no, there's no dogs this late. It's closed.
Do we /have/ tortillas, hm... Check the fridge, top shelf? If there's none there, then I guess n- ....Hey, I'll call you back, ok?
[Click]
// no context
March 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
// no context
I'm scared of the amount of power an 8 year old can have while playing an online shooter game. Not because I don't know how far it can go, but because I absolutely do.
March 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm scared of the amount of power an 8 year old can have while playing an online shooter game. Not because I don't know how far it can go, but because I absolutely do.
This would be a good inspirational quote if it wasn't said to encourage the release of a biohazard into a public building
Be the change you want to see
March 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This would be a good inspirational quote if it wasn't said to encourage the release of a biohazard into a public building
Today I had time to study in my university's library and my first thought was "I wonder where they keep the CO2 extinguishers" before I realised not EVERY library is infested with silver maggots every two weeks
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Today I had time to study in my university's library and my first thought was "I wonder where they keep the CO2 extinguishers" before I realised not EVERY library is infested with silver maggots every two weeks
Do I look like this Pokemon or should I send Charlie to get her eyes checked again
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Do I look like this Pokemon or should I send Charlie to get her eyes checked again
Artefact #00001 is the staff in Artefact Storage spelling "Artefact" wrong everywhere because no one checked the goddamn sign at the front or noticed the mistake for years. Myself included.
February 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Artefact #00001 is the staff in Artefact Storage spelling "Artefact" wrong everywhere because no one checked the goddamn sign at the front or noticed the mistake for years. Myself included.
Artifact #762619 is a collection of photos of a pheasant, taken on a digital camera... Regurgitated on the Artifact Storage floor by the subject.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
February 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Artifact #762619 is a collection of photos of a pheasant, taken on a digital camera... Regurgitated on the Artifact Storage floor by the subject.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
Most are shots from afar, but towards the end of the collection, the bird seems to have charged at the photographer and attack them.
Why is a pheasant at the door. Why is it trying to buzz itself into Artifact Storage. Why is it looking at me.
February 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Why is a pheasant at the door. Why is it trying to buzz itself into Artifact Storage. Why is it looking at me.
The wall of old computer monitors all started up simultaneously as I walked past. I think they are mad with me, but I still haven't figured out why. Or recovered my hearing.
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The wall of old computer monitors all started up simultaneously as I walked past. I think they are mad with me, but I still haven't figured out why. Or recovered my hearing.
They asked me if the spray being "strawberry scented" means it tastes like one. I might have told them to stick their tongue out and see for themselves. Allegedly!
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They asked me if the spray being "strawberry scented" means it tastes like one. I might have told them to stick their tongue out and see for themselves. Allegedly!
NO Happy Valentine's Day to the owner of the heart we just found in the chute. In a plastic bag. Shockingly not turned into putty by the fall.
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
NO Happy Valentine's Day to the owner of the heart we just found in the chute. In a plastic bag. Shockingly not turned into putty by the fall.
I don't go to university to get "accomodations". I will get by just as I always did, without any help or guidance.
However
If I am not given clear and precise instructions on how to act in any possible outcome, I will explode.
However
If I am not given clear and precise instructions on how to act in any possible outcome, I will explode.
February 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I don't go to university to get "accomodations". I will get by just as I always did, without any help or guidance.
However
If I am not given clear and precise instructions on how to act in any possible outcome, I will explode.
However
If I am not given clear and precise instructions on how to act in any possible outcome, I will explode.
Bring Your Kid To Work day is just me letting Charlie do their homework in the Library and Quinn carrying Andrey into Artifact Storage like he's supposed to be classified.
February 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Bring Your Kid To Work day is just me letting Charlie do their homework in the Library and Quinn carrying Andrey into Artifact Storage like he's supposed to be classified.
First uni exam since resuming my Biology degree. I was so tired when I got home that when Charlie came running to me, I picked him up and sat him on top of the fridge like I do with the cat. And then left him there.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
First uni exam since resuming my Biology degree. I was so tired when I got home that when Charlie came running to me, I picked him up and sat him on top of the fridge like I do with the cat. And then left him there.
I see him. In my dreams, that old man comes to visit me. He says something I can't hear, and then he leaves. And every time he looks less tired, less old. And I am afraid of the night he'll visit me and look my age. I am afraid he'll look like me.
So anyways we just unboxed a Miku figurine
So anyways we just unboxed a Miku figurine
January 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I see him. In my dreams, that old man comes to visit me. He says something I can't hear, and then he leaves. And every time he looks less tired, less old. And I am afraid of the night he'll visit me and look my age. I am afraid he'll look like me.
So anyways we just unboxed a Miku figurine
So anyways we just unboxed a Miku figurine
IT FELL ON TOP OF ME
I swear that thing just moved. It's one of our best taxidermies, but the kind that makes you go "it looks like it's following my eyes", not "it just craned its neck at me".
January 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
IT FELL ON TOP OF ME