Although, I'm annoyed about this now, but I actually kinda like that this site is so lame cause then during my work commute instead of being on here I read ebooks on my phone or articles about soccer which is just way nicer than seeing people take turns screaming all day at headlines.

Like if I can't even get some Hell Yeahs on posts about crime novels and jazz on here then what's the fucking point?

Social media is complete trash and I solely use it to keep up with a select group of people, but it's impressive how fucking lame this site has remained in spite of all the user surges. It still doesn't have the most basic stuff.

And discovering he's a fellow lefty of course means he's officially my new favorite player.

They have so many weapons, and I really like that Dembele has exploded since Mbappe left and the fact that PSG has never won the Champions League before makes it so easy to root for them.

Rooting for Arsenal but had decided my #2 would be whoever won this matchup and shocked to discover that PSG are fun to watch even when they're not scoring 4-7 goals a match.

A giant, gangly, balding king.

They already got rid of the one veteran, reliable receiver he could've leaned on...

And I can't adequately explain how perfectly Boisian Darnold's whole career path feels and hope it continues that way.

The big irony is that my apartment forces basic cable on us, so I literally just want a service where I can watch soccer but really can't justify paying for a cable alternative... sigh

How much? I was looking at Fubo but that is just too much, can't justify that monthly cost.

I'm watching the Aston Villa match now, gonna watch Arsenal tomorrow morning, meanwhile only a single damn MLS game is on regular TV this entire weekend.