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totalrake
@totalrake.bsky.social
writer: epistemicdaddy.substack.com
it's officially summertime!
May 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm done suffering. no more magical thinking. the worst happened (i failed the bar exam) and I'm still alive.

wrote this essay about a season of trials, lamentation and radical acceptance as my only salvation. here's my modern-day book of job, JD edition:
April 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
skill issue
April 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
disappointed dadcore
March 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
me coming out as bi after getting my dick wet in vagina
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
how i imagine it feels being a yt gay who owns a tesla
March 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
time to stop trying to look like a bisexual dj and step into my destiny as a sexy attorney
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
productive member of society cosplay
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i was in my will schuester bag in 2018
March 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
what was your rock bottom?
March 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
gimme chi, gimme purr, gimme meow, gimme her, gimme funds, gimme rights, gimme fight, gimme nerve, gimme cunt, let me serve!
March 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
amazing things are happening in faebook groups
March 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
truman capote and i go way back
March 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
all of my heroes die all alone
March 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me at work doing random legal research:
March 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
saw another one of my peers announce their pregnancy on fb
March 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
when i release the totalrake chronicles
March 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i forget i have a bluesky lol
March 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
free him ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
February 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
exercise gives u endorphins & endorphins make u happy!
February 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
yeah i watch sports
February 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"She presented many faces and this new iteration was merely a reflection of me, the good girl for a good man She wanted to now be."
February 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
she’s at a place in life where peace is a priority and negativity cannot exist. she’s no longer matching energy. she’s simply removing herself from any situation that doesn’t vibrate with her soul. so if you start moving funny, she’s moving on.
February 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
lost some mass bc of heartbreak recently but i can't wait to get back to this
February 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
sabrina carpenter finally winning AOTY
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM