totalrake
@totalrake.bsky.social
writer: epistemicdaddy.substack.com
it's officially summertime!
May 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it's officially summertime!
I'm done suffering. no more magical thinking. the worst happened (i failed the bar exam) and I'm still alive.
wrote this essay about a season of trials, lamentation and radical acceptance as my only salvation. here's my modern-day book of job, JD edition:
wrote this essay about a season of trials, lamentation and radical acceptance as my only salvation. here's my modern-day book of job, JD edition:
April 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm done suffering. no more magical thinking. the worst happened (i failed the bar exam) and I'm still alive.
wrote this essay about a season of trials, lamentation and radical acceptance as my only salvation. here's my modern-day book of job, JD edition:
wrote this essay about a season of trials, lamentation and radical acceptance as my only salvation. here's my modern-day book of job, JD edition:
it's hard being both a fuccboi and bf material but someone has to do it
April 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it's hard being both a fuccboi and bf material but someone has to do it
i feel like the more thoughts i have, the less precious they seem. i used to hate when ideas escaped me, but i always get more anyway
April 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i feel like the more thoughts i have, the less precious they seem. i used to hate when ideas escaped me, but i always get more anyway
lady gaga choreo is tailor made for gay boys idk how else to put it
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
lady gaga choreo is tailor made for gay boys idk how else to put it
the way I'm meeting benevolent attorneys getting work tapping into my network (yapping on linkedin)
April 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the way I'm meeting benevolent attorneys getting work tapping into my network (yapping on linkedin)
sometimes i just think soothing things like jesus starved for 40 days in the wilderness before he even started his ministry....
April 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sometimes i just think soothing things like jesus starved for 40 days in the wilderness before he even started his ministry....
"it's not gay if you're topping" yeah that's what that bottom said to get you naked and you believed the jezebel...
April 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"it's not gay if you're topping" yeah that's what that bottom said to get you naked and you believed the jezebel...
there's much to hate & too many people to hate in the world— that's why I'm selective about my energy. even my hate is sacred. not everyone deserves to be the object of my derision
April 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
there's much to hate & too many people to hate in the world— that's why I'm selective about my energy. even my hate is sacred. not everyone deserves to be the object of my derision
as a blasian, i'm so glad I'm exempt from swirling discourse. both sides contradict each other so I'm free to choose whomever i desire 🥰
March 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
as a blasian, i'm so glad I'm exempt from swirling discourse. both sides contradict each other so I'm free to choose whomever i desire 🥰
jewish ppl had such good PR when ppl didn't know what Zionism meant
March 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
jewish ppl had such good PR when ppl didn't know what Zionism meant
disappointed dadcore
March 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
disappointed dadcore
men are only valuable if they're spitting out money, women if they're spitting out children— and the gag is that it's getting real hard to do either in the society that values us only for those things
March 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
men are only valuable if they're spitting out money, women if they're spitting out children— and the gag is that it's getting real hard to do either in the society that values us only for those things
me coming out as bi after getting my dick wet in vagina
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
me coming out as bi after getting my dick wet in vagina
we HAVE to set romance novels in the regency era bc an internet age romance would sound like "babe I PROMISE I'm not horny. it's just a euphoria boner. my body doesn't know what to do with all the happiness— i can't help but wag my tail at the sight of you... 😈"
March 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
we HAVE to set romance novels in the regency era bc an internet age romance would sound like "babe I PROMISE I'm not horny. it's just a euphoria boner. my body doesn't know what to do with all the happiness— i can't help but wag my tail at the sight of you... 😈"
how i imagine it feels being a yt gay who owns a tesla
March 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
how i imagine it feels being a yt gay who owns a tesla
time to stop trying to look like a bisexual dj and step into my destiny as a sexy attorney
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
time to stop trying to look like a bisexual dj and step into my destiny as a sexy attorney
productive member of society cosplay
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
productive member of society cosplay
masc 4 masc shows me you don't know how to have fun outside the shackles of masculinity— how u a f4g and can't queen out?? 😭😭😭 sad honestly
March 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
masc 4 masc shows me you don't know how to have fun outside the shackles of masculinity— how u a f4g and can't queen out?? 😭😭😭 sad honestly
the way I'm such a catch to gays but get no motion from women on dating apps needs to be studied... is god telling me to stick to bussy?
March 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the way I'm such a catch to gays but get no motion from women on dating apps needs to be studied... is god telling me to stick to bussy?
anxiety, depression, insecurity and existential crises afflict us all. it's no excuse to give into unbridled vanity, apathy and consumerism in the name of self-care
March 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
anxiety, depression, insecurity and existential crises afflict us all. it's no excuse to give into unbridled vanity, apathy and consumerism in the name of self-care
i don't watch cable news, i get my news straight from the source (gen xers ig stories)
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i don't watch cable news, i get my news straight from the source (gen xers ig stories)
idc I'll send a paragraph. I'll send multiple paragraphs and I'll even irac that shit. we not just texting, I'm building my case
March 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
idc I'll send a paragraph. I'll send multiple paragraphs and I'll even irac that shit. we not just texting, I'm building my case
i confuse ppl bc i dress like mr. rogers and talk like obama using tranny lingo
March 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i confuse ppl bc i dress like mr. rogers and talk like obama using tranny lingo