And now she’s saying JURI LONA MEXI TUZ 😤

I now remember Dave Vancouver coifed hair. Nice guy!

This list has expanded and I genuinely don’t remember who “Dave Vancouver coifed hair” is but having two Marty’s is stressing me out, too 😩 And don’t get me started on NEW JEFF!

I buy BusyCo body cleansing wipes, they have three different kinds and they are pretty big!

Firstly, it’s been broken for a month which is already shitty. Secondly, can we not just…buy the parts needed to fix it? Isn’t that what I’m paying rent for? Why are we waiting for disasters and scavenging neighboring fire-ravaged buildings for fucking parts like we’re living in an apocalypse??

To clarify, we do NOT have an established “pizza and butter garlic” protocol when we know raccoons are climbing in the drop ceilings, this was Gavin’s idea.

Bless you, Gavin.

Miss you too babe , just as much as I miss “Dustin hot (fired)” 😂 jk love you ❤️❤️

Girl, me too, I’m typing these notes sometimes as I’m speaking to their face, whatever comes out in the transcript is fact 😂

I want the people choosing to work for an asshole that I also think they are an asshole and I think that’s ok!