You know what, hell yeah
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You know what, hell yeah
Spam is out here saying JANTO BARGA FUNKO MIK 😒
May 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Spam is out here saying JANTO BARGA FUNKO MIK 😒
And my ex needs to stop texting me. Like, he’s a little Monster (tangentially) but I’m not letting this one slide
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And my ex needs to stop texting me. Like, he’s a little Monster (tangentially) but I’m not letting this one slide
The universe hates me, I’ve been living in peace for a year since my ex moved out, the apartment above has been empty for a while, and now? A young dude moved in with clonkin’ feet and TWO DOGS. BARKING. Floor is old and LOUD. Wrecking my peace. 💀 Send prayers.
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The universe hates me, I’ve been living in peace for a year since my ex moved out, the apartment above has been empty for a while, and now? A young dude moved in with clonkin’ feet and TWO DOGS. BARKING. Floor is old and LOUD. Wrecking my peace. 💀 Send prayers.
Does anyone else have a cat who’s a hall monitor snitch? If I’m not in bed by her reasonable hour she’ll do a round every 15 and YELL. I’m writing this after Midnight so she’s correct BUT
April 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Does anyone else have a cat who’s a hall monitor snitch? If I’m not in bed by her reasonable hour she’ll do a round every 15 and YELL. I’m writing this after Midnight so she’s correct BUT
The maintenance guy at my building approached me today to say something completely bizarre, “I have good news and bad news. The building across the street caught fire, but they’re gonna let me take some parts from a garage that burned so that I can finally fix your broken garage door!” ?????
April 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The maintenance guy at my building approached me today to say something completely bizarre, “I have good news and bad news. The building across the street caught fire, but they’re gonna let me take some parts from a garage that burned so that I can finally fix your broken garage door!” ?????
Really need my sister’s post-high school boyfriends’s lil brother I had a crush on to NOT work at one of my frequent spots. I can’t do this. I can only pretend to not notice him for so long. It’s just..been too long, I don’t want the interaction 😕
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Really need my sister’s post-high school boyfriends’s lil brother I had a crush on to NOT work at one of my frequent spots. I can’t do this. I can only pretend to not notice him for so long. It’s just..been too long, I don’t want the interaction 😕
JUST to be clear, I am an *office manager* for a company, but we have huuuuuge warehouse space. The amount of times we have to set traps for raccoons is kind of unbelievable. This is a completely normal work conversation 😩
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
JUST to be clear, I am an *office manager* for a company, but we have huuuuuge warehouse space. The amount of times we have to set traps for raccoons is kind of unbelievable. This is a completely normal work conversation 😩
Hey, why did I make an appointment for three tattoos tomorrow? Like, they’re mostly line work but also…why did I do this? Impulse control on level zero.
March 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hey, why did I make an appointment for three tattoos tomorrow? Like, they’re mostly line work but also…why did I do this? Impulse control on level zero.
Just woke up from a dream in which I accidentally k*lled Ray Romano in a car crash (sorry my guy, the brain was on random mode), and the rest of the dream was just…living in jail. Except for the *one time* they very oddly let me out to wander around…and I still came back to jail 🫤
March 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Just woke up from a dream in which I accidentally k*lled Ray Romano in a car crash (sorry my guy, the brain was on random mode), and the rest of the dream was just…living in jail. Except for the *one time* they very oddly let me out to wander around…and I still came back to jail 🫤
Can’t be normal to schedule three tattoos on a whim, but oops! I don’t have great impulse control. It’s fine! Literally affects nobody but me and my happiness!
March 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Can’t be normal to schedule three tattoos on a whim, but oops! I don’t have great impulse control. It’s fine! Literally affects nobody but me and my happiness!
A full rooster ran in front of me in the road today, and I swerved my car so dangerously into oncoming traffic because I couldn’t be that person. Just a lil chicken crossing the road, a scenario I never dreamt for myself.
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A full rooster ran in front of me in the road today, and I swerved my car so dangerously into oncoming traffic because I couldn’t be that person. Just a lil chicken crossing the road, a scenario I never dreamt for myself.
You know what, hell yeah
February 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know what, hell yeah
I’m gonna be real honest, I’m not great with names anymore, so this is my Notes app list of fellow regulars, servers, and bartenders’ names at the spot me and my work bestie frequent. Is this unhinged?
February 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m gonna be real honest, I’m not great with names anymore, so this is my Notes app list of fellow regulars, servers, and bartenders’ names at the spot me and my work bestie frequent. Is this unhinged?
Idk if this is bad, but when I send emails to congresspeople or Senators from my state that are trash (Moreno was my target today) I *absolutely* bat down to their staffers for choosing to work for them, and I think that’s fine? Like, I address the issues but call them trash for who they work for?
February 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Idk if this is bad, but when I send emails to congresspeople or Senators from my state that are trash (Moreno was my target today) I *absolutely* bat down to their staffers for choosing to work for them, and I think that’s fine? Like, I address the issues but call them trash for who they work for?
Guys, I slipped and fell on ice twice in less than a minute last night. My ankle is humming, my ego is in the ground. The second time I said “NOT again” and I hope no neighbors heard me 😔
December 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Guys, I slipped and fell on ice twice in less than a minute last night. My ankle is humming, my ego is in the ground. The second time I said “NOT again” and I hope no neighbors heard me 😔
Visiting my boomer aunt in FLORIDA during this news cycle has been a ride, my guys.
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Visiting my boomer aunt in FLORIDA during this news cycle has been a ride, my guys.
Full apologies to everyone that Jake Paul is from Ohio.
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Full apologies to everyone that Jake Paul is from Ohio.
I’m not proud to admit I’m staying up for a boxing match. I hate this. They told me 8 pm and I believed them with no other info. I’m tired.
November 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I’m not proud to admit I’m staying up for a boxing match. I hate this. They told me 8 pm and I believed them with no other info. I’m tired.
Hey guys! First (post, tweet, blue?, wtf do we call it)!
November 16, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Hey guys! First (post, tweet, blue?, wtf do we call it)!