Totally Hair Barbie
@totallyhairbarbie.bsky.social
Lover of fashion, hair products, and being an ungovernable twat. Girls, gays, and theys ONLY. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✨💋💄
I so desperately wish to be a Bertha Russell, but in my heart of hearts, I know that I’m more of an Oscar van Rhijn.
August 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I so desperately wish to be a Bertha Russell, but in my heart of hearts, I know that I’m more of an Oscar van Rhijn.
I just don’t feel that Law Roach is really adding to Project Runway this season. Also Heidi without Tim is fucking weird. 3/10
a blonde woman says so um yeah in front of a pink wall
ALT: a blonde woman says so um yeah in front of a pink wall
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August 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I just don’t feel that Law Roach is really adding to Project Runway this season. Also Heidi without Tim is fucking weird. 3/10
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Thank you for screaming into the void. Your scream is very important to us.
Unfortunately we are experiencing an exceptionally high volume of screams right now. You may wish to scream into the void later.
Unfortunately we are experiencing an exceptionally high volume of screams right now. You may wish to scream into the void later.
January 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Thank you for screaming into the void. Your scream is very important to us.
Unfortunately we are experiencing an exceptionally high volume of screams right now. You may wish to scream into the void later.
Unfortunately we are experiencing an exceptionally high volume of screams right now. You may wish to scream into the void later.
Girl, I am fighting every urge in my body to call out sick today because I fucking CANT with those people. We’re digging deep this morning, babes. 😤🫠💀
January 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Girl, I am fighting every urge in my body to call out sick today because I fucking CANT with those people. We’re digging deep this morning, babes. 😤🫠💀
Okay sis, get it together. We’ve gotta get out there and make those straights uncomfortable.
a barbie doll with blonde hair and blue eyes is smiling .
Alt: a barbie doll with blonde hair and blue eyes is smiling. She’s serving cunt, as the kids say.
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January 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Okay sis, get it together. We’ve gotta get out there and make those straights uncomfortable.
What a boring day. Did anything interesting happen to you?
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January 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What a boring day. Did anything interesting happen to you?
If you wanted to know what hitting rock bottom looks like: We’re at the shitty Walmart jewel painting level. It’s fine. I’m fine. We’re FINE.
January 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you wanted to know what hitting rock bottom looks like: We’re at the shitty Walmart jewel painting level. It’s fine. I’m fine. We’re FINE.
How are we feeling, fam? Terrible? Yeah. Me too.
a barbie doll with a towel wrapped around her head is applying makeup .
ALT: a barbie doll with a towel wrapped around her head is applying makeup .
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January 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
How are we feeling, fam? Terrible? Yeah. Me too.
Sorry, I can’t come into work today. My job has been banned. 💁🏼♀️✨💕
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sorry, I can’t come into work today. My job has been banned. 💁🏼♀️✨💕
I’m sorry that by first tweet (Skynt??? Wtf do they even call it here??) was so cunty. I’m just…I’m feeling a little…untethered at the moment.
January 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’m sorry that by first tweet (Skynt??? Wtf do they even call it here??) was so cunty. I’m just…I’m feeling a little…untethered at the moment.
I’m fucking pissed that I don’t have TikTok anymore, and I don’t know what to fill my time with. Not going to instagram with Zuck the cuck, that’s for goddamn sure. 💅✨
January 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m fucking pissed that I don’t have TikTok anymore, and I don’t know what to fill my time with. Not going to instagram with Zuck the cuck, that’s for goddamn sure. 💅✨