Totally Forkable
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Vegan 🌱 YouTuber 👩🏻💻 Figure Skating Fan ⛸️
Hey NBC! If you’re going to be doing nonstop coverage of Ilia from now until Milano-Cortina, can you please for the love of god brief your hosts on how to pronounce his name? The number of times I’ve heard it botched on major networks is shocking. Is it just me or is this completely unprofessional?
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey NBC! If you’re going to be doing nonstop coverage of Ilia from now until Milano-Cortina, can you please for the love of god brief your hosts on how to pronounce his name? The number of times I’ve heard it botched on major networks is shocking. Is it just me or is this completely unprofessional?
We NEED a Cabaret program for Orihara and Pirinen: starts with “Willkommen” (Juho shines) then transitions to “Don’t Tell Mama” (Yuka’s turn to shine) then “The Money Song” (both shine) then back to “Willkommen” for character step and end of program!!! It’s not a want it’s a need! #figureskating
April 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We NEED a Cabaret program for Orihara and Pirinen: starts with “Willkommen” (Juho shines) then transitions to “Don’t Tell Mama” (Yuka’s turn to shine) then “The Money Song” (both shine) then back to “Willkommen” for character step and end of program!!! It’s not a want it’s a need! #figureskating
Text I received from my boyfriend while watching Conti & Macii’s gala performance 🤣⛸️ #WorldFigure
March 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Text I received from my boyfriend while watching Conti & Macii’s gala performance 🤣⛸️ #WorldFigure
Hey, Stephen Colbert! This is painfully unfunny and unoriginal. You’ve been making the same tired vegan jokes since the 2000s. Are you okay? #vegan #stephencolbert #thelateshow
February 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey, Stephen Colbert! This is painfully unfunny and unoriginal. You’ve been making the same tired vegan jokes since the 2000s. Are you okay? #vegan #stephencolbert #thelateshow
I can’t get over how spectacular Fear & Gibson’s costumes are. The brownish-plum/purple hue that changes depending on the light, the matching plum lining under her skirt/inside his jacket. Some of the best ice dance costumes I’ve ever seen. #GPFinal #FearGibson
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I can’t get over how spectacular Fear & Gibson’s costumes are. The brownish-plum/purple hue that changes depending on the light, the matching plum lining under her skirt/inside his jacket. Some of the best ice dance costumes I’ve ever seen. #GPFinal #FearGibson
December 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
WE NEED SOMEONE ON THE GROUND AT #GPFinal TO INTERVENE! PLEASE tell the camera operators that this is the ONLY type of shot we need. We need to see the skaters’ whole bodies with a little space around them. We do NOT need close-ups and we do not need shots simulating watching from the last row!!!
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM
WE NEED SOMEONE ON THE GROUND AT #GPFinal TO INTERVENE! PLEASE tell the camera operators that this is the ONLY type of shot we need. We need to see the skaters’ whole bodies with a little space around them. We do NOT need close-ups and we do not need shots simulating watching from the last row!!!
Enjoying some (vegan) chicken tendies & fries while catching up on #GPFinal #GPFigure in honor of @rockerskating.com
December 7, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Enjoying some (vegan) chicken tendies & fries while catching up on #GPFinal #GPFigure in honor of @rockerskating.com
Another “no feather-feathery” costume! In a previous post I shouted out Sarah Everhardt’s, and this time I’m shouting out JunHwan Cha’s! I love the shredded fabric “feathery” effect, the layering and the overall billowy-ness. Another gorgeous figure skating costume made without harming birds! 👏🏻🦚
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Another “no feather-feathery” costume! In a previous post I shouted out Sarah Everhardt’s, and this time I’m shouting out JunHwan Cha’s! I love the shredded fabric “feathery” effect, the layering and the overall billowy-ness. Another gorgeous figure skating costume made without harming birds! 👏🏻🦚
I love the creative cutting that gives the illusion of feathers on Sarah Everhardt’s costume. As someone who loves skating and cares about animals, the use of feathers in skating costumes bothers me. A cruelty-free “Firebird”—bravo to the designer! 🔥🐦🔥🙏🏻 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure 📸 Yuan Tian
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I love the creative cutting that gives the illusion of feathers on Sarah Everhardt’s costume. As someone who loves skating and cares about animals, the use of feathers in skating costumes bothers me. A cruelty-free “Firebird”—bravo to the designer! 🔥🐦🔥🙏🏻 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure 📸 Yuan Tian