i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

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i didn't say my stats are good i said they're maxed out. and it's true those numbers will never be higher

Cowards. If I was in charge I’d make the logo a Marxist catgirl teacher force-femming that old cracker fruit. No barrel.

cracker barrel was already woke!!did you not notice how for decades they've sought to humiliate regular, hard working americans with their impossible triangle peg game that isn't even fun and i didn't want to play it anyway

Nice.