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⚙️ Swift progress on embedded Swift, for memory-safe, fast code in resource-constrained environments. The latest updates are coming to Swift 6.3, and you can read more here: www.swift.org/blog/embedde... #IoT
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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standard formats created in Europe shouldn't use the dollar sign, give me some

```json
{
"€kind": ...
...
}
```
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oops accidentally flooded the house
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
4am and I can't sleep

awesome
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Komið sæl vinir. Klukkan er 8:21 laugardaginn 25. október. Það er 2 stiga frost hér í Reykjavík og það fer ekki framhjá neinum að í dag er fyrsti dagur vetrar. Verum mild við hvort annað næstu sex mánuði, því það er ekkert víst að veturinn verði það.
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I’m still amazed I was able to see this and get it to show up in photo properly almost exactly a year ago
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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tired: syntax error

wired: The compiler is unable to type-check this expression in reasonable time; try breaking up the expression into distinct sub-expressions
October 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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cutting-edge 3D facial recognition technology powered by a tiny IR dot projection system and advanced machine learning vs. cheek squished against a pillow
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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I am bisexy (2x as sexy)
May 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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he did a horrible parking job
June 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The worst part about iOS not letting you change system fonts is that: I am stuck with the default runic font, which is IMPOSSIBLE TO READ
June 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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i'm still writing my text editor (really slowly)

today i got tree-sitter queries working and did a lot of boring API design for variable line height support, but now i can make `null` appear in 64pt Zapfino complete with a disgusting shadow
June 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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cobalt 11 brings on-device media processing, huge performance improvements, and refreshed ui

local processing is enabled for all desktop users starting now, so you can enjoy best compatibility with players and editing tools, no extra remuxing required :)

cobalt.tools
May 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Æskulok þín eini harmur minn er
May 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Bluetooth troubleshooting
May 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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huge fan of how in every lawsuit apple is like ‘oooo without the high quality and consumer protection bar from the app store customers elsewhere will be easily scammed’ and meanwhile this is how the app store is going
May 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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People change
April 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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seriously thinking nfts and cryptocurrency overall would have had a way better shot at viability if everybodys first exposure to them was like mine, through the italian mcdonalds website
May 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I decided to pick up some candles for my altar and I’ve fallen in love with them

They make a space so cozy it’s unreal
May 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Bro you're supposed to be from friend group a what the hell are you doing here with friend group b
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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this account is running off of a wii u, using millipds by @retr0.id! (wii u pictured)
April 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Why are you so filled with hate?
We will be eaten by the same worms
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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GUYS HOLY SHIT
April 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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i'm obsessed with you please don't explode
April 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM