Torque Softworks
@torquesoftworks.bsky.social
distinctive producer of consumable softmedia.
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TORQUESOFTWORKSOFFICIAL
Itch: https://torque-softworks.itch.io/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TORQUESOFTWORKSOFFICIAL
Itch: https://torque-softworks.itch.io/
Twitter game devs be like:
"This is my dream game ive been working on for 9 years and spent $99 billion on, its sold 4 copies, the system is rigged!!!"
Then you click on the steam link and its an RPGMaker slop game called "Iwanttofuckingkillmyselfia" and its a metaphor for AIDS and looks like this
"This is my dream game ive been working on for 9 years and spent $99 billion on, its sold 4 copies, the system is rigged!!!"
Then you click on the steam link and its an RPGMaker slop game called "Iwanttofuckingkillmyselfia" and its a metaphor for AIDS and looks like this
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Twitter game devs be like:
"This is my dream game ive been working on for 9 years and spent $99 billion on, its sold 4 copies, the system is rigged!!!"
Then you click on the steam link and its an RPGMaker slop game called "Iwanttofuckingkillmyselfia" and its a metaphor for AIDS and looks like this
"This is my dream game ive been working on for 9 years and spent $99 billion on, its sold 4 copies, the system is rigged!!!"
Then you click on the steam link and its an RPGMaker slop game called "Iwanttofuckingkillmyselfia" and its a metaphor for AIDS and looks like this
>Cluck cluck cluck
>AAAAHH AAAAAHH IM GOING INSANE!!!
>AAAAHH AAAAAHH IM GOING INSANE!!!
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
>Cluck cluck cluck
>AAAAHH AAAAAHH IM GOING INSANE!!!
>AAAAHH AAAAAHH IM GOING INSANE!!!
Yes, because THIS is where windows is going wrong and
NO OTHER factors at all... yes...
NO OTHER factors at all... yes...
Using AI to write Windows is dumbheaded on so many levels.
If Microsoft don't want to pay developers to write code, literally all they have to do is open-source the OS.
Instead they're paying people to generate bullshit that has serious bugs, and no one understands it to fix it.
If Microsoft don't want to pay developers to write code, literally all they have to do is open-source the OS.
Instead they're paying people to generate bullshit that has serious bugs, and no one understands it to fix it.
September 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yes, because THIS is where windows is going wrong and
NO OTHER factors at all... yes...
NO OTHER factors at all... yes...
You people need to get off of twitter and realize no one outside of twitter actually thinks this.
September 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You people need to get off of twitter and realize no one outside of twitter actually thinks this.
So called "Vibe coders" cured my imposter syndrome
August 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So called "Vibe coders" cured my imposter syndrome
Maybe just maybe its because the Windows NTFS filesystem is a confusing nonsensical mess built on technology from 40 years ago made by people who don't know what they're doing?
Oh and Apple.
Oh and Apple.
Gen Z doesn't Understand Filesystems. It's not their fault.
Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least.
But what does the *real* iOS filesystem look like?
As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:
Apple's early abstraction of mobile data storage has caused...confusion to say the least.
But what does the *real* iOS filesystem look like?
As a researcher myself; it's kind of insanely complicated:
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Maybe just maybe its because the Windows NTFS filesystem is a confusing nonsensical mess built on technology from 40 years ago made by people who don't know what they're doing?
Oh and Apple.
Oh and Apple.
Do not research Jeffery Epstien's connections with the Czech BIS. Do not research Jeffery Epstien's connections with the Hungarian-Czech confict. Do not research his involvment with the fall of Yugoslavia. Continue to point out his connections with Mossad.
Drink the fluoride.
Consume.
Do not think.
Drink the fluoride.
Consume.
Do not think.
August 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Do not research Jeffery Epstien's connections with the Czech BIS. Do not research Jeffery Epstien's connections with the Hungarian-Czech confict. Do not research his involvment with the fall of Yugoslavia. Continue to point out his connections with Mossad.
Drink the fluoride.
Consume.
Do not think.
Drink the fluoride.
Consume.
Do not think.
Lessons In Life:
Steal cups of money from the homeless while they are sleeping.
#chasepassiveincome #lambdamalegrindset
Steal cups of money from the homeless while they are sleeping.
#chasepassiveincome #lambdamalegrindset
August 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Lessons In Life:
Steal cups of money from the homeless while they are sleeping.
#chasepassiveincome #lambdamalegrindset
Steal cups of money from the homeless while they are sleeping.
#chasepassiveincome #lambdamalegrindset
*rubs my 2 hour long enthusiasm shaped belly* uuugh... i wouldnt know anything about thaaaatt *belch*
i was so enthusiastic 2 hours ago, where did that go
from despair to having two really neat ideas i wanna work on. never kill yourself
August 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*rubs my 2 hour long enthusiasm shaped belly* uuugh... i wouldnt know anything about thaaaatt *belch*
Forcing mentally ill people to play my shitty games is how i chase passive income.
August 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Forcing mentally ill people to play my shitty games is how i chase passive income.
For those who need to hear it:
Life is not a race, its not over for you. Slow down and take it easy.
Calm.
Life is not a race, its not over for you. Slow down and take it easy.
Calm.
August 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
For those who need to hear it:
Life is not a race, its not over for you. Slow down and take it easy.
Calm.
Life is not a race, its not over for you. Slow down and take it easy.
Calm.
Well well well, the being proven right situation is insane.
Always bet on nothing, nothing ever happens.
#nothingeverhappens #itch.io #itch
Always bet on nothing, nothing ever happens.
#nothingeverhappens #itch.io #itch
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Well well well, the being proven right situation is insane.
Always bet on nothing, nothing ever happens.
#nothingeverhappens #itch.io #itch
Always bet on nothing, nothing ever happens.
#nothingeverhappens #itch.io #itch
If we are being honest, this was inevitable.
The man is old now he cant keep making tracks until he drops dead can he? Hes not RDJ is he?
No.
The man is old now he cant keep making tracks until he drops dead can he? Hes not RDJ is he?
No.
Heads up to anyone considering using music on this site:
I make no claims against any particular track or the tracks on this site, but every upload in the last 8 months from Kevin has been generated by Suno. (Everything after Outback Call):
www.youtube.com/@incompetech...
Check the descriptions.
I make no claims against any particular track or the tracks on this site, but every upload in the last 8 months from Kevin has been generated by Suno. (Everything after Outback Call):
www.youtube.com/@incompetech...
Check the descriptions.
Kevin MacLeod
This is the official YouTube channel for Kevin MacLeod!
Here, you can preview new songs, hear me talking about the new music I write, or check out my collaborations with other content creators!
I am...
www.youtube.com
July 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If we are being honest, this was inevitable.
The man is old now he cant keep making tracks until he drops dead can he? Hes not RDJ is he?
No.
The man is old now he cant keep making tracks until he drops dead can he? Hes not RDJ is he?
No.
Undertale taught me to be racist.
July 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Undertale taught me to be racist.
Close enough, welcome back Raven Software
July 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Close enough, welcome back Raven Software
"And then i realized we could be greater, we needed something more than a taskforce... we needed an Assault Paradigm™"
July 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"And then i realized we could be greater, we needed something more than a taskforce... we needed an Assault Paradigm™"
Scratch your chin and nooootice the type of people who care about this.
Curious isnt it?
This is fat nothing burger, This wont matter in 2 weeks.
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
#itch.io #gamdev #nothingeverhappens
Curious isnt it?
This is fat nothing burger, This wont matter in 2 weeks.
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
#itch.io #gamdev #nothingeverhappens
July 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Scratch your chin and nooootice the type of people who care about this.
Curious isnt it?
This is fat nothing burger, This wont matter in 2 weeks.
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
#itch.io #gamdev #nothingeverhappens
Curious isnt it?
This is fat nothing burger, This wont matter in 2 weeks.
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
#itch.io #gamdev #nothingeverhappens
Id get hanged by the neck from one of the stupid eco blimps after telling everyone that solarpunk is a bunch wanky nostalgia circle jerk bullshit.
July 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Id get hanged by the neck from one of the stupid eco blimps after telling everyone that solarpunk is a bunch wanky nostalgia circle jerk bullshit.
RELEASE ME!!
RELEEEEAAASE MEEEE!!
RELEEEEAAASE MEEEE!!
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
RELEASE ME!!
RELEEEEAAASE MEEEE!!
RELEEEEAAASE MEEEE!!
I do big smile then i pee a little
July 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I do big smile then i pee a little
This is fucking awesome, actually
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is fucking awesome, actually