Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip
@toriarty.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️, writer, baker, artist, gamer, cosplayer, pirate, Izzy Canyon, Whovian, Black Sails, Captain Flint/Vane Apologist, 40 they, NSFW 🏴☠️🏴☠️, IWTV, devilsminion, STIZZY REAL, Hannibal 🖤, ao3, DDLV inspo pro, The Terror, Sherlockian
Blehhhhh tonsillectomy in my future blehhhh
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Blehhhhh tonsillectomy in my future blehhhh
Alestorm concert tonight and like Tell me this fucker doesn’t give Charles Vane vibes 🫦 hornyposting cuz drunk
September 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Alestorm concert tonight and like Tell me this fucker doesn’t give Charles Vane vibes 🫦 hornyposting cuz drunk
JACOB ANDERSON IS SO BAE IN SANDMAN AWWW
August 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
JACOB ANDERSON IS SO BAE IN SANDMAN AWWW
It sucks Neil Gaiman had to be a piece of shit, because I’m almost done with Sandman season two and I want more. :/ I dread to think of how bad the GO special is gonna be. ><
August 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It sucks Neil Gaiman had to be a piece of shit, because I’m almost done with Sandman season two and I want more. :/ I dread to think of how bad the GO special is gonna be. ><
I am OBSESSED with this game 😭😭😭🥰🥰 Tales of the Shire is so lovely!
August 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am OBSESSED with this game 😭😭😭🥰🥰 Tales of the Shire is so lovely!
I feel so pretty!!! Heading to Ren Fair!
July 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I feel so pretty!!! Heading to Ren Fair!
Look at my fairy house! I’m so proud I painted this!
July 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Look at my fairy house! I’m so proud I painted this!
GASP *stares at pain and suffering money from my recent car wreck* Better prepare for a London winter.
July 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
GASP *stares at pain and suffering money from my recent car wreck* Better prepare for a London winter.
THIS FROG’S NAME IN FAE FARM
May 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
THIS FROG’S NAME IN FAE FARM
Kitty pictures! Cuz why not? We saw Stede today and he has a wound on his neck. Tried to get him but couldn’t, so tomorrow here’s hope we get him. He’s the Siamese that lets you pet him. Izzy is the skiddish brat that doesn’t, and the chonk is Brandy. <3 I love stray Stizzy.
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Kitty pictures! Cuz why not? We saw Stede today and he has a wound on his neck. Tried to get him but couldn’t, so tomorrow here’s hope we get him. He’s the Siamese that lets you pet him. Izzy is the skiddish brat that doesn’t, and the chonk is Brandy. <3 I love stray Stizzy.
FINALLY got to watch The Severed Sun and it was fantastic!! Also dad bod Toby ftw.
May 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
FINALLY got to watch The Severed Sun and it was fantastic!! Also dad bod Toby ftw.
Uh oh! I fell down the rabbit hole of my Mad Hatter house! I’m really proud of this build and wanted to share. Also posted on Dreamer’s Portal under Toriarty. 🖤❤️ #ddlv #disneydreamlightvalley
May 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Uh oh! I fell down the rabbit hole of my Mad Hatter house! I’m really proud of this build and wanted to share. Also posted on Dreamer’s Portal under Toriarty. 🖤❤️ #ddlv #disneydreamlightvalley
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
My Coziness Beyond The Stars dreamsnap! I’m a huge Star Wats nerd, and I can’t stand Vanellope so death to the youngling!! 💫💫 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
May 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My Coziness Beyond The Stars dreamsnap! I’m a huge Star Wats nerd, and I can’t stand Vanellope so death to the youngling!! 💫💫 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
It’s been 20 years since my dad passed away today. I went to his grave this past summer and talked and full body sobbed. It helped a lot, I got through Christmas and his bday just fine, but today? I cried myself to sleep last night and am crying now.
I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
May 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s been 20 years since my dad passed away today. I went to his grave this past summer and talked and full body sobbed. It helped a lot, I got through Christmas and his bday just fine, but today? I cried myself to sleep last night and am crying now.
I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
I’m definitely never getting a customized gift for someone again. Not after tonight. Aaaand with that and after getting my rage out on people in AC Shadows, I’m going to bed. < / 3
May 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’m definitely never getting a customized gift for someone again. Not after tonight. Aaaand with that and after getting my rage out on people in AC Shadows, I’m going to bed. < / 3
You turn 40 life sucks and then you die
May 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You turn 40 life sucks and then you die
Welp, I broke down and made ANOTHER storage room just for event items. What do we think? 🥰 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Welp, I broke down and made ANOTHER storage room just for event items. What do we think? 🥰 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
So a stray kitty has been showing up to my house and I feed what I think is a him, and named him Izzy. He’s the void. Now another one has entered the arena, and @stedehands.bsky.social already named him Stede. I’ve got STIZZY ON MY PORCH Y’ALL
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So a stray kitty has been showing up to my house and I feed what I think is a him, and named him Izzy. He’s the void. Now another one has entered the arena, and @stedehands.bsky.social already named him Stede. I’ve got STIZZY ON MY PORCH Y’ALL
Here are the results on my Just Spring Things dreamsnap! Thank you everyone that voted. <3 I was really proud of this one. #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
April 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Here are the results on my Just Spring Things dreamsnap! Thank you everyone that voted. <3 I was really proud of this one. #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
I got to see Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon The Super Live as my birthday present!! I turn 40 on Wednesday, but this was the best birthday gift ever. I legit cried, I was so happy!!! Dream come true! #SailorMoonSuperLive
#SailorMoonTheSuperLive
#SailorMoonTheSuperLive
April 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I got to see Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon The Super Live as my birthday present!! I turn 40 on Wednesday, but this was the best birthday gift ever. I legit cried, I was so happy!!! Dream come true! #SailorMoonSuperLive
#SailorMoonTheSuperLive
#SailorMoonTheSuperLive