Erik "The Web"
@torgospizza.bsky.social
Senior Comedy Engineer at @RiffTrax.com. Enjoys sitting around in my backyard, drinking good wine, eating homemade sourdough pizza, and watching movies. And petting cats.
Find me elsewhere: http://instagram.com/torgospizza | twitter.com/torgospizza
Find me elsewhere: http://instagram.com/torgospizza | twitter.com/torgospizza
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing could possiblie go wrong.
July 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing could possiblie go wrong.
For folks living near Los Angeles there are screenings coming up at the Vista Theater, including intermissions: www.vistatheaterhollywood.com/movies/kill-...
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair - Vista Theater Hollywood
www.vistatheaterhollywood.com
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
For folks living near Los Angeles there are screenings coming up at the Vista Theater, including intermissions: www.vistatheaterhollywood.com/movies/kill-...
How did you intuit that Parker is a "one issue fuckstick"? You appear to be in Tulsa, which from what I understand is not in California. As someone who has lived in California, I can assure you, Gavin Newsom is not the ideal candidate you think he is.
July 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How did you intuit that Parker is a "one issue fuckstick"? You appear to be in Tulsa, which from what I understand is not in California. As someone who has lived in California, I can assure you, Gavin Newsom is not the ideal candidate you think he is.
Based on this and your other posts you may have brain damage. Please seek help.
June 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Based on this and your other posts you may have brain damage. Please seek help.
Hell yeah. Enjoy!
May 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hell yeah. Enjoy!
For real, they're always like "Sick of that expensive and heavy thing you use all the time and can't really be moved anywhere else?"
May 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
For real, they're always like "Sick of that expensive and heavy thing you use all the time and can't really be moved anywhere else?"
"Just adding you to the proper registry!" [ominously loud typing sounds]
April 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Just adding you to the proper registry!" [ominously loud typing sounds]
Are we certain this is real? It looks like the header was scanned but the body text appears composited via Photoshop. To me it looks fake.
March 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Are we certain this is real? It looks like the header was scanned but the body text appears composited via Photoshop. To me it looks fake.
Thank you! I've had an Ooni pizza oven for a couple of years now, and the sourdough starter almost as long 😊 Needless to say I love being able to use them both in my cooking!
March 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Thank you! I've had an Ooni pizza oven for a couple of years now, and the sourdough starter almost as long 😊 Needless to say I love being able to use them both in my cooking!
Talk about a whoopsie doodle!
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Talk about a whoopsie doodle!
Chowing down as fast as I can before I get asked a question...
January 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Chowing down as fast as I can before I get asked a question...