torgodog.bsky.social
@torgodog.bsky.social
#IfYouDontGiveThanks then you don't get to watch any football games.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Definitely no poppers.
#HowTurkeysLikeToParty
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor
Winnie's
Honey
Obsession
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor
White
House
Obliterated
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#IWishIKnewMoreAbout making voodoo pumpkin pies.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
#AllIWantForThanksgiving is a voodoo pumpkin pie.

Wouldn't slice it. Just leave it in the oven and hope he feels even more heat than he is now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#IFellBackInto my bad habits.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
#WhenWitchesTakeMidnightFlights they're trying to avoid drone traffic.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
#MeanwhileOnElmStreet Bakery, sales of the Freddy Cruller have been a nightmare.
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#ILlkeMyBrainsWith a Pinky on the side.
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#ILlkeMyBrainsWith a dose of Bluesky.
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My #ConversationsWithTheHaunted usually lead to a dead end.
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
#ToSummonMeYouNeed to send a coded message for help.
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Way too many spiders
#FoundInGrandmasAttic
August 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
#FoundInGrandmasAttic
Her shrine to Victor Newman
August 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
#JustBecauseImARebel Wilson lookalike that doesn't mean I deserve to sign checks or take out loans in her name. (According to her attorneys, that is)
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
#JustBecauseImARebel and my first name is Barney doesn't mean you should keep making Flintstones jokes.
June 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Probably a lot of teenage boys watching Jaquelline Bisset's diving scenes.
#LurksInTheDeep
June 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Some of the population of Innsmouth, Massachusetts.
#LurksInTheDeep
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Ninja mermaid
#LurksInTheDeep
June 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Namor, after the Fantastic Four issued that restraining order.
#LurksInTheDeep
June 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
June 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Going on a not-so-blind date with a Medusan #DroveMeToMadness.
June 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
HP Lovecraft #DroveMeToMadness
June 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As a milliner, probably the constant exposure to mercury vapors. And also attending some really crazy tea parties #DroveMeToMadness
June 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM