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#IfYouDontGiveThanks then you don't get to watch any football games.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Flocking all night long!
#HowTurkeysLikeToParty
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Definitely no poppers.
#HowTurkeysLikeToParty
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Pass around the pot pie and get baked.
#HowTurkeysLikeToParty
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wearing nothing at all.
In fact, they don't want to hear anything about dressing.
#HowTurkeysLikeToParty
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor
Winnie's
Honey
Obsession
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor
White
House
Obliterated
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor
Werewolves
Howl
Ow-ooooo
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor
Warm
Hugs
Offered
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
#IWishIKnewMoreAbout making voodoo pumpkin pies.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
#AllIWantForThanksgiving is a voodoo pumpkin pie.

Wouldn't slice it. Just leave it in the oven and hope he feels even more heat than he is now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Instead of AC or DC, show Frankenstein some TLC.
#MakeAMonsterGrateful
a black and white photo of frankenstein laying on a bed with his eyes closed
ALT: a black and white photo of frankenstein laying on a bed with his eyes closed
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November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When summoning a demon, work some flattery into the incantation.
#MakeAMonsterGrateful
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bare your heart and soul to them. They'll find both delicious.
#MakeAMonsterGrateful
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
#IFellBackInto my bad habits.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
#Avoid_AfterDark Transylvania castle tours
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The Mothers of Confession
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Emerson, Lake & Stigmata on the Palmer
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And After the Three Dog Night He Rose
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
England Ramadan and John Ford Coley
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Guns N Roseries
#MashUpBandsAndReligion
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
#WhenWitchesTakeMidnightFlights they're trying to avoid drone traffic.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM