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@toptional.bsky.social
•herbalist, shadow guide•
life plug, arch nemesis, smooth operator.

they/them
January 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 1, 2023 at 4:12 AM
if you give a mouse a cookie, they won't accept crumbs any longer.
August 3, 2023 at 3:24 PM
those achy luteal phase supple titties tho...
August 2, 2023 at 3:30 PM
when you'd take your calls, from my foot ya silly little goose
August 1, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Is vertigo or am I anxious bby?
July 11, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I was gonna be productive today but it's summer of slushies so here we are...
July 2, 2023 at 11:02 PM
my bby girl at the food and wine fest
June 17, 2023 at 4:30 AM
whaaat do we want to see here?
June 6, 2023 at 7:20 PM
solid weekend of solitude with the woods.
May 31, 2023 at 2:54 AM
out here thinking i was suddenly finding all the like minded queers of interest in Portland then realizing i set my location to LA 🤦🏻
May 25, 2023 at 2:30 AM
hangry and unmotivated.
May 23, 2023 at 1:26 AM
why do we stop having sleep overs as we age?
who decided that when you get kids or wifed up its less important? I just wanna teepee the annoying neighbors yard and go streaking down the block with my friends!!!
May 21, 2023 at 4:11 AM
when you agreed to keep it platonic but the flirting just keeps falling out of your mouth 🫠
May 20, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Updating all of my friends resumes in my drive with AI tools because, seagoat...and by friends i obviously mean my exes.
May 19, 2023 at 2:02 AM
popcorn with pickles and pickle juice.
i like to dip cookies in pink lemonade before eating them
dang, gotta start a secret club for outcasts with bad food takes
May 18, 2023 at 3:30 AM
same tho.
May 17, 2023 at 10:52 PM
rocked my skinnys to the office today; now the zoomers know I'm ancient.
May 17, 2023 at 7:31 PM
spring tings.
May 17, 2023 at 3:56 AM
and now unhinged with e. commence.
May 17, 2023 at 3:41 AM