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Because The Future Is Tomorrow And Today Is The Day Before The Future Which Also Happens To Be The Actual Tomorrow
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Thanks AI, for making my nightmare come true
August 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Someday I’ll find a host
To incubate my drone
A face hugger will lay an egg
In a nice and warm cavity home

Real soon my drone will hatch
Bursting from Kane’s dead chest
It’ll claw his way into the world
And build us a nice dry heat nest

Something something get away from her bitch…
August 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pad Zeppelin
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
March 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sadly one of the most decorated bombers from World War 2 was also deleted for no good reason.
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
From an evolutionary perspective, his DNA is optimized for an environment that no longer exists as it did thousands of years ago. With the adoption of civilization, cooperative social systems, and the development of empathy, we don’t need his looks to repel predators or make us feel more fortunate.
March 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It’s over Anakin. I have the high glaze.
February 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
December 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 AM
December 11, 2024 at 3:37 AM
December 11, 2024 at 3:36 AM
My all time favorite is Pete Souza’s titled “Hair Like Mine.”

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_Li...
December 11, 2024 at 3:14 AM
“Are we boned?”
December 11, 2024 at 3:09 AM
The Constitution's codified text and Article V's lack of amendment limits make it unlikely that the Supreme Court will ever overturn the 14th Amendment, or any of the other 26 Constitutional Amendments, in case you were wondering.
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Hmmm… interesting.

41% of the world’s tantalum is located in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Stack absent/sick miners on top of Trump Administration tariffs and iPhones 17 through 45 will cost $5000-$10000.
December 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Are we boned?
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
You spelled testicles wrong
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Once those tariffs on Canadian wheat hit, you won’t have to worry about this situation because a basket of bread will cost $49.
December 9, 2024 at 7:11 PM
The people who believe he is actually capable of enacting this threat are the same people who think he’ll abolish Obamacare while keeping the Affordable Care Act, make exporters pay tariffs, and bill Mexico for building a border wall.
December 9, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I wish I knew where this was taken. I was in Mongolia for a few months. I remember spending time away from Ulaanbaatar in Terelj, far from the city and the night sky was incredible.
December 8, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Anyone else notice that you can’t spell Shmuck without Musk?
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 PM