Topher South
@tophersouth.bsky.social
Dad, teacher, writer, and whatever this week's hyperfixation is. Obsessed with genre fiction, particularly horror. He/Him
Published in Thrive Global, The Junction, Red Planet, and an upcoming collection from Storytelling Collective. #amquerying a novel
Published in Thrive Global, The Junction, Red Planet, and an upcoming collection from Storytelling Collective. #amquerying a novel
I have a poem in this collection I'm super excited to share!
Available now @DriveThruFic: COLLECTIVE VERSES VOL V, a collection of poetry by our global author community. Support emerging voices by picking up a print or digital copy. Published by @storytellingco.bsky.com
Available now @DriveThruFic: COLLECTIVE VERSES VOL V, a collection of poetry by our global author community. Support emerging voices by picking up a print or digital copy. Published by @storytellingco.bsky.com
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have a poem in this collection I'm super excited to share!
Available now @DriveThruFic: COLLECTIVE VERSES VOL V, a collection of poetry by our global author community. Support emerging voices by picking up a print or digital copy. Published by @storytellingco.bsky.com
Available now @DriveThruFic: COLLECTIVE VERSES VOL V, a collection of poetry by our global author community. Support emerging voices by picking up a print or digital copy. Published by @storytellingco.bsky.com
Threw on the new Gumball show with the kids, and that first episode goes unreasonably hard
July 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Threw on the new Gumball show with the kids, and that first episode goes unreasonably hard
Living an enemies to friends trope with our rescue cat, Nancy. She couldn't stand me for a long time, but for the last two days she hasn't left my side, sleeping on my backpack while I query agents
July 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Living an enemies to friends trope with our rescue cat, Nancy. She couldn't stand me for a long time, but for the last two days she hasn't left my side, sleeping on my backpack while I query agents
If I were Joanne I'd spend my days flying squirrel jumping or learning to basket weave in a rainforest, pausing every now and then to say hi and thank the fans, but I guess wasting away in a black mold encrusted basement hate-posting about trans and ace people is cool too
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If I were Joanne I'd spend my days flying squirrel jumping or learning to basket weave in a rainforest, pausing every now and then to say hi and thank the fans, but I guess wasting away in a black mold encrusted basement hate-posting about trans and ace people is cool too
Legit kinda sad to see him become such a little bitch sitting there in his cuck chair
February 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Legit kinda sad to see him become such a little bitch sitting there in his cuck chair
Read the room Catherine
February 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Read the room Catherine
This is Mariann Budde's most recent book. She's certainly earned that title.
January 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is Mariann Budde's most recent book. She's certainly earned that title.
The cat in question (understandable)
January 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The cat in question (understandable)
Gun culture isn't real
December 12, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Gun culture isn't real
At peak mental performance today
November 26, 2024 at 4:55 PM
At peak mental performance today
Facebook is for two things: Posting pictures of your kids for distant family, and Marketplace, which is one of the most entertaining things on the internet
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Facebook is for two things: Posting pictures of your kids for distant family, and Marketplace, which is one of the most entertaining things on the internet
The garbage article industrial complex has turned its eye to Gen Z. Young people are now ruining sandwiches for boomers. This time it's because of woke. What are woke fillings? Avocados peppers, chilis, and olives. If you've eaten a vegetable, you may be woke
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
The garbage article industrial complex has turned its eye to Gen Z. Young people are now ruining sandwiches for boomers. This time it's because of woke. What are woke fillings? Avocados peppers, chilis, and olives. If you've eaten a vegetable, you may be woke
In one of those huge facebook writing groups someone was talking about using AI as an editor (please, please don't), and this was someone's response.
Guys. It's okay to just not be a writer. I promise, you can just do something else.
Guys. It's okay to just not be a writer. I promise, you can just do something else.
November 18, 2024 at 8:17 PM
In one of those huge facebook writing groups someone was talking about using AI as an editor (please, please don't), and this was someone's response.
Guys. It's okay to just not be a writer. I promise, you can just do something else.
Guys. It's okay to just not be a writer. I promise, you can just do something else.
Saw this on Facebook marketplace. Like it or not, this is our generation's A Christmas Story leg lamp
December 31, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Saw this on Facebook marketplace. Like it or not, this is our generation's A Christmas Story leg lamp
Beef Wellington is the quintessential British dish
✅ Cartoonishly regal name
✅ Astoundingly fussy to make
✅ Americans think it's So Fancy
✅ All that work and it's just steak and mushrooms
✅ Uses almost none of the spices they colonized the world for
✅ Good with beer
✅ Cartoonishly regal name
✅ Astoundingly fussy to make
✅ Americans think it's So Fancy
✅ All that work and it's just steak and mushrooms
✅ Uses almost none of the spices they colonized the world for
✅ Good with beer
December 12, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Beef Wellington is the quintessential British dish
✅ Cartoonishly regal name
✅ Astoundingly fussy to make
✅ Americans think it's So Fancy
✅ All that work and it's just steak and mushrooms
✅ Uses almost none of the spices they colonized the world for
✅ Good with beer
✅ Cartoonishly regal name
✅ Astoundingly fussy to make
✅ Americans think it's So Fancy
✅ All that work and it's just steak and mushrooms
✅ Uses almost none of the spices they colonized the world for
✅ Good with beer
There aren't a lot of intentional Thanksgiving movies, but there are movies that are definitely for Thanksgiving. I'm taking suggestions for a list.
So far:
FANTASTIC MR FOX
CHICKEN RUN
PIG
PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
KNIVES OUT
READY OR NOT
HEREDITARY
ABOUT TIME
BIG FISH
So far:
FANTASTIC MR FOX
CHICKEN RUN
PIG
PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
KNIVES OUT
READY OR NOT
HEREDITARY
ABOUT TIME
BIG FISH
November 21, 2023 at 10:56 PM
There aren't a lot of intentional Thanksgiving movies, but there are movies that are definitely for Thanksgiving. I'm taking suggestions for a list.
So far:
FANTASTIC MR FOX
CHICKEN RUN
PIG
PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
KNIVES OUT
READY OR NOT
HEREDITARY
ABOUT TIME
BIG FISH
So far:
FANTASTIC MR FOX
CHICKEN RUN
PIG
PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
KNIVES OUT
READY OR NOT
HEREDITARY
ABOUT TIME
BIG FISH
Does everyone know how much obvious AI stuff is shared on Facebook with like 10,000 comments of people having no idea it's fake? How did we go from "You can't trust what you read on the Internet" to "I can't wait for P∑∑φoγP∏Z≜R's MO∆∮∮TEERN∴2ᴼᵁᵀ"
November 20, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Does everyone know how much obvious AI stuff is shared on Facebook with like 10,000 comments of people having no idea it's fake? How did we go from "You can't trust what you read on the Internet" to "I can't wait for P∑∑φoγP∏Z≜R's MO∆∮∮TEERN∴2ᴼᵁᵀ"
The other day my 8-year-old asked if we could watch Krampus again this year 🥹
November 19, 2023 at 5:06 PM
The other day my 8-year-old asked if we could watch Krampus again this year 🥹
Help I can't stop thinking about WHEN EVIL LURKS and how it's one of the best horror movies I've ever seen. Hard to think of many others that so perfectly drop you into such a dark, smoke-filled room of relentless hopelessness with no way out. No hand holding. Just pure horror
November 12, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Help I can't stop thinking about WHEN EVIL LURKS and how it's one of the best horror movies I've ever seen. Hard to think of many others that so perfectly drop you into such a dark, smoke-filled room of relentless hopelessness with no way out. No hand holding. Just pure horror
We are all wasting our lives
November 9, 2023 at 2:56 AM
We are all wasting our lives
Self Esteem: Hey buddy take a day off, you deserve it, you're a good guy
Credit Card Machine:
Credit Card Machine:
November 6, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Self Esteem: Hey buddy take a day off, you deserve it, you're a good guy
Credit Card Machine:
Credit Card Machine:
Here's Ed Currie, the guy who bred Pepper X—the newly designated hottest pepper on earth—accepting the award. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
October 19, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Here's Ed Currie, the guy who bred Pepper X—the newly designated hottest pepper on earth—accepting the award. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to
October 15, 2023 at 10:16 PM
When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to